X memes

Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.

Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?

A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.

This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom.

So he asked the teacher, "May I use the bathroom?"

The teacher replied, "No, not unless you say your alphabet."

So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."

When he finished, the teacher asked him, "Where's the p?"

The boy replied, "Half way down my leg..."