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Heroin Monkey

A black and white drawing shows a large hand pressing down on smaller people. A quote from Voltaire is at the top. The comment on the post says, "we need to rise up against children with leukemia."

Face mc shooty

Image with the text "Lana Rhoades' son looking for who his father is", along with a screenshot of a search result page with many pages.

Face mc shooty

A still from Fight Club shows two men, one labeled "Bro" and the other "Me," walking at night, with text above them. The text says: Girl: "I haven't had a boyfriend for 3 months." Bro: who never had a girlfriend. Me: who hasn't talked to a woman in years.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a poll asking "Who is your favorite Austrian painter?" The options are Egon Schiele (2%), Otto Muehl (2%), Karl von Blaas (3%), Ernst Klimt (3%), and Other (91%). 5K votes are shown.

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Who’s this creepy staring at me

A close up shot of Tyler, the Creator, wearing a green suit and looking directly at the viewer with a slightly confused expression. The text "Who's this creepy staring at me?" is overlaid on the image.

DAP ME UP

who is bruh to be talking smack all the time

Lil’ bro

The image displays a text asking, "Who invited the giant, furry peanut?" then answers with the text "Aunt Grizelda" in a light green box below the question. The background shows tree branches with green leaves and a blue sky.

DIANEE

The image is a meme with a split panel. The left side shows a fierce red dragon exhaling fire, with the text "AN ANCIENT BEING CAPABLE OF FLYING AND BREATHING FIRE." The right side shows a red 20-sided die, with the text "ONE CRITICAL BOI." Above both panels, it reads "WHO WOULD WIN?"

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A four-panel comic strip shows two ducks. In the first panel, one duck tells the other, "Champ, you look exhausted. Why don'tcha take a nap?" In the second panel, the other duck says, "I don't wanna! I hate naps!" The first duck responds with, "Wait...you...what...?" In the fourth panel, the second duck exclaims, "I just want- who hates naps?!"

Adolf kitler

Four cartoon cats are depicted with descriptions of their character. The first cat is a black cat labelled "problem clan" and described as wanting to be cool, being sneaky, and always ending up with villains. The second cat is a beige cat labeled "I am speed" and described as being small, saying "get off my land," and thinking it is better than you. The third cat is a light blue cat labeled "swimmy" and described as starting a fight over some rocks, eating fish and forgetting who some people are. The last cat is an orange cat labeled "protagonist" and described as doing no wrong, being involved in everything, and related to everyone.

SlothyMemes

A meme featuring characters from the cartoon "The Fairly OddParents." At the top, Trixie Tang asks, "Do you want to know what I think?" Below, Cosmo and Wanda are floating, and text reads, "Who cares what you think? You're a girl!"

Thoughtless

A couple is lying in bed. The text on top reads: "Her: He's probably thinking about other women..." Underneath is written "Him: Who the hell is taking pictures of me and my wife in bed."

Why should you care

exactly

The left panel shows a text: "At my funeral please take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who is next". The right panel shows a picture of a young girl with a peace sign with the text 'Are you okay' Me:

Lil’ bro

The image shows a cartoon mouse wearing a red hat and a gold chain. The image is split into two panels. The top panel says, "Girls who call you 'Daddy'." The bottom panel says, "Girls whom call you 'Mistah Bombastic'."

Why should you care

Who did that

A cartoon character, Gru, is shown in six panels. In the first three, Gru is showing his plans to fly to, shrink, and grab the moon. In the fourth panel, he shows a plan to sit on the toilet. The last panel shows a close-up of Gru with text "Wait... what?"

Heroin Monkey

The image contains text from a news article reporting that Luigi Mangione, who was arrested for the murder of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson, was part of a group of Ivy League gamers who played a game similar to Among Us. It mentions the game in the text.

Why should you care

Crit especially if you are a rouge

The image is a two-panel meme. The left panel shows a red dragon breathing fire. The text reads "An ancient being capable of flying and breathing fire." The right panel shows a 20-sided die with the number 20 facing up. The text reads "One critical boi". Above both images, it asks "Who would win?"

Why should you care

me right now

A picture of Liam Neeson on the phone with the text "I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A CAR?"

Heroin Monkey

The image is a split panel comparing "1 trillion lions" to "the sun". Below this is a comment stating "The lions would win if they attacked at night" followed by an image of Jeremy Clarkson saying "Sometimes my genius is... it's almost frightening".

Cosmo the Intern

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