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Conspiracy

The image is a collage of four images each comparing the movie "Lord of the Rings" with the children's television show "Teletubbies". The first shows a hobbit house and a teletubbies house in similar green grass. The second shows the four main hobbits and the four main teletubbies. The third shows the eye of Sauron and a sun with a baby's face. The text on the image says "You want a conspiracy theory, I'll give you a conspiracy theory:".

Prank

The image shows four panels, each with a different reaction to a prank. The first panel shows the teacher, the second shows the smart kid who just wanted to learn, the third shows the friends, and the fourth shows the prankster. The text reads: "Teacher: How do I turn up the volume? Me: Press alt + f4. Teacher:*gets disconnected*. Teacher. The smart kid who just wanted to learn. My friends. The rest of the class. Me. They love me."

Dog

My mom when we got my dog

The image shows a meme with text at the top and a picture at the bottom. The text reads, "Dad: doesn't want dog. Family: gets dog anyway. Dad and dog:". The picture shows Rocket Raccoon standing on Groot's shoulders. Both are characters from Guardians of the Galaxy. Rocket is holding a weapon and Groot has his mouth open in a shout.

Yo mama

SO @JusTlivInG wanted me to do some Yo Mamma Jokes

A person is pointing at the viewer with a surprised expression and the text "YO MAMA SO DAMN FAT. I PICTURED HER IN MY HEAD & THE BITCH BROKE MY NECK." is overlayed.

Die

I can now cross it off my bucket list

The image displays the text "Things I Want To Do Before I Die:".

Rule

The image shows a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, two figures are depicted. One on the left with a turban states three rules: "no wishing for death", "no falling in love", and "no bring back dead people." In the second panel, the same turbaned figure states, "There are 4 rules" while the other figure says, "I want my rifle to moan when I load a new mag."

Call

lol so true

A man with a nasal cannula is lying down, with the text "WHEN YOU CALL IN SICK" above him and "AND YOUR BOSS WANTS PROOF" below him.

Difference

corporate wants u to tell the difference

The image is a split-screen. On the left is a person in a purple furry costume with a black skirt, black jacket, and high socks. On the right is a person with long dark hair, eyes rolled back, and tongue sticking out.

Wrong

I Was Wrong!!!

The image shows two cartoon minion characters with different expressions. Above the minions, it says "I remember years ago when all I wanted to be was OLDER". Underneath, in big letters, it says "I WAS WRONG!!!".

Dinner

When your dad asks what you want for dinner in a group chat…..

A text message bubble saying "FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD."

Ham

The ham is in fact processed

A slab of processed ham with text describing the ham as an "unholy meat obelisk" and its processing as an "abhorrence" while also saying that it is a “declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order”.

Celebrity

No shit lmao

A photo shows Diddy in white clothes with his arms raised, surrounded by other people and paparazzi at an event. Text in the lower part says, "Celebrities who partied with Diddy may want to contact their lawyers".

Shrimp

A close-up photo of a cooked shrimp. The text overlay says: "Repost if you like shrimp. Or want to rail a cat for 12 hours straight."

Coke

A screengrab of a show titled "PAW Patrol" with a description that reads: "Watch Season 3 Now. First they got the coke. Then they got the money. Now the Colombian cartels want the power. Let the drug wars begin."

Self

Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost

The image is a screenshot of a post on worstjokesever.com, displaying a conversation thread with several comments. It includes comments like 'Congratulations. No one gives a shit', 'Feeling right, looking tight. Come get the drinking shots on the rocks' and 'Ofc you're using song lyrics because you can't talk for yourself'.

Suicide

Lol same

The image shows a five-panel meme. The title of the meme says, "When I want to kill myself." The first panel, labeled "What my friends think I do," shows a hand reaching for pills. The second panel, labeled "What my mom thinks I do," shows a noose. The third panel, labeled "What I think I do," shows a man with a gun pointed to his head. The fourth panel, labeled "What society thinks I do," shows a razor blade held in a hand. The fifth panel, labeled "What I really do," shows a man laughing at a computer screen with the text "Ahah" and "That's a funny meme".

Worker

Me when the underpaid cinema worker says he doesn't want to clean up this mess

A green, sad-looking cartoon character is pointing downward.

Fried Chicken

Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken

Spongebob Squarepants with a rainbow behind him and the text NOBODY GIVES A FUCK.

Book

Homer Simpson is holding a blue book with the title "Am I Disabled?" on it. A smaller character is shown on the cover with a construction hat and a cigarette in his mouth. Question marks are scattered around him. The text above shows: "POV: My teacher wants us to read one book over the holidays. The book I chose:"

Sale

The image shows a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, there's a yellow character behind a blue stand labeled 'FUCK' with 'FUCKS4SALE' on top. The character asks, "dray want sum fucks?" A black character wearing a doctor's coat responds, "shur shadi". In the second panel, the yellow character is shown up close with text that says, "2 bad cuz i jest dunt giv a fuck".