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Heroin Monkey

A photo shows a doll that resembles an unborn baby next to text that reads: "If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and I would do it until I had so many the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. Then I would have a kid and when they're bad I would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy I could have aborted their ass."

tabs1528

Who knows her?

A smiling woman with pink hair and a black beret, wearing headphones, sits in front of a wall with a neon sign that says "ヤーホー!" in Japanese.

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a tiled wall with a hand-drawn tally chart on it. The chart is labeled with "Why you here?" and has four categories: "Piss", "Vape", "Shit", and "Jerk it", each with tally marks indicating the number of times each activity has been performed. At the bottom of the image, it says: "bro what is this school".

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A beige kitten is climbing a white wall. The word "ascension" is superimposed over the image.

Heroin Monkey

FEBRUARY
Saturday
Right, I know it's been a while since I wrote in this,
but a whole lot has happened so let me fill you in on
everything.
Manny Heffley is the personification of human sin. Do
you wanna know the reason he tried to get me killed?
DATS FOWR NAWT
TEACHING ME HOW
TWO TIE MY SHOES,
YOU FUCKING PLOOPY.
I'M ONWEE
THWEE, BUBBY!
HEWP ME TIE MY
GAWDDAYUM
SHOES.
So I punted that little shit into the wall..
I should have paid more attention to Miom though, because
she actually stuck by her word for once. She managed to
shoot me in both legs and break i
my.
fucking kneecaps.
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Heroin Monkey

The image is a two-panel photo. The top panel shows a smiling couple in a car, with the woman saying "I wanna feel like a princess" and the man responding with "Say no more" in speech bubbles. The bottom panel shows a car crashed into a wall.

Heroin Monkey

A man standing in front of a brick wall while gesturing with his hands. The text above him reads: "me, a bricklayer, explaining to my apprentice (holding the camera) how I constructed this beautiful wall."

Heroin Monkey

A man is shown walking in the air, right above a wall. In the background there's a bicycle, trees, and buildings, and a blue traffic sign with a walking figure and a bike on it.

Heroin Monkey

A black and white portrait of William Shakespeare is at the center of the image. Above his head is written: "TO THINE WINDOW, TO THINE WALL." Below him is written: "TILL THINE PERSPIRATION DESCENDS DOWNWARD FROM THINE GENITALIA."

Gummibääääär

Bruh

A picture of a white urinal with a climbing wall made of red climbing holds next to it. The wall is covered with small white tiles and a radiator is on the left side.

Adolf Nigler

nO WaY

A screenshot of a Google search result snippet for a news article. The headline states, "Merrill Lynch agrees to pay nearly $20 million to settle class action racial discrimination lawsuit." Additional text in the snippet confirms this, noting that Merrill Lynch has agreed to the settlement in a lawsuit accusing the Wall Street brokerage of racial discrimination. The snippet indicates the information is from El Paso Inc. and was posted three days ago.

A Star Wars Fan

A concrete wall is spray-painted with a list in red. The list says: "Things I hate: 1. Vandalism, 2. Irony, 3. Lists."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a tweet from HITMAN stating that if Agent 47 were involved in something, it wouldn't be obvious. The image includes a follow-up tweet from Wall Street Silver showing Agent 47's face and congratulating him for being the Boeing Employee of the year 2024.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a painting of a Roman gladiatorial combat, but with modern-day corporate logos added onto the walls and seats of the arena. The logos include Pepsi, Amazon Prime, Fly Emirates, Coca-Cola, McDonald's, and Kia. A gladiator is standing over his fallen opponent. The crowd is in the background.

Heroin Monkey

The top part of the image shows a man holding a quad-barrel shotgun. The text below the image says, "Quad-barrel shotgun fires a literal wall of lead. Meet the quad barreled beast brought to you by Matt at Demolition." The bottom part shows a man with an "INVEST" caption over it.

help me please im being abused

The image shows a person with blonde hair and a red tie with his hand up in a stop gesture. A blue button with the word 'WALL' is shown in the left corner.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text list titled 'Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator'. The list provides humorous and absurd actions to perform inside an elevator.

Heroin Monkey

A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

The image shows Squidward on one side of a brick wall and Spongebob on the other side. Below the image it says: "Two Germans (Eastern and Western) attempt communication across the Berlin Wall. (May 13, 1963) (re-colorized)".

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