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Inessa :)

The image shows two parts. The top part is a screenshot of a text message conversation between 'My Crush' and another person. 'My Crush' asks three questions: What is the missing vowel? A, E, ?, O, U, What is the opposite of hate? and What is the opposite of me? The answers received are I, Love, and My boyfriend, respectively. Below the screenshot are two pictures of the Kermit the Frog. In the first picture, Kermit is looking at the phone. In the second one Kermit is on the floor with hands on his chest in a painful position.

hayden💯💯💯

My mom:what movie do u want to see. Me:uhhh-

A black and white movie poster of a bear, with white powder surrounding it. The movie title "Cocaine Bear" is written in red letters. Below the title it says, "Get in line February 24."

Inessa :)

The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel shows two penguins staring with big eyes, and the text reads, "Me zoned out staring at a fixed point:". The bottom panel depicts a child holding up a cross with a confused expression and the text reads, "The ghost in my room: How the flip can u see mE?! U need God".

Daddy dick

I hope this email finds u well

The image shows a cat wrapped in a blanket with a grumpy expression. Above the cat, it says: "I hope this email finds you well" How the email found me:

TechPriestGotDrip

Huh, school really is different these days.

An image with an acronym. 'N' stands for 'never', 'U' stands for 'underestimate', and 'T' stands for 'teachers'. Below, the acronym 'N.U.T.' reads 'all over your school!' To the right is a drawing of a nut.

DoubleDownCheeks

Fill it out if u want

A list of possible life experiences with checkboxes, titled "#THINGS I HAVE DONE PROJECT". The experiences are categorized into emotional, social, and health-related items. Some examples are: "Been in Love", "Broken Hearts", "Had Sex", "Been to Jail", "Been Bullied", "Been Depressed", "Have/Had an Addiction", "Attempted Suicide", "Overdosed", "Seen a Therapist", "Have Other Mental Disorders". The text "@violetsunlight7" is on the right side of the image.

DaRey1Cray

A close-up of Woody from Toy Story with a wide-eyed and screaming facial expression. The text above the image reads: "When she says go deeper so u go to infinity and beyond."

Manga fan

Meme:

The image shows three panels. The first panel has an apple with a bite taken out of it and stars coming out, the second panel has an apple with a bite taken out and the missing piece flying out of the apple and the third panel has an apple with a hole from which the word 'SAMSUNG' is radiating out.

✨Jassy✨

Like and comment if u can relate

The image shows a text about the meaning of each finger. It reads: "I have 5 fingers for a reason: My pinky finger: for my best friend, and the promises I will never break. My ring finger: for that special boy, when the time is right. My middle finger: for that b*tches who pushes me too far... My pointer finger: to pick out my dearest family members. My thumb: to show the rest of the world I'm going to be okay."

Lostin Flowers

Our Deaf Friend

Two cartoon characters are shown at the top, explaining something in sign language. The text above them reads: 'Me and my friend explaining in sign language that there is a sound every time u get an erection.' Below them is another cartoon character sitting with a surprised expression. The text below him reads: 'Our deaf friend.'

Anonymous

If you guys are smart, you will get this.

The image shows a picture of Bad Luck Brian. The text above his head reads "GOES TO THE DOCTOR. READS THIS EYE CHART." Below, there's a visual of an eye chart, but instead of letters, it reads "P AY NOW ASYO UAREN OTGOIN GTOLIVE".

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

welp u alr know what it is

The image is a four-panel collage. The first panel shows a store with a sign that says '6 ELEVEN'. The second panel shows a '7-ELEVEN' store. The third panel shows a '8 ELEVEN CONVENIENCE STORE'. The fourth panel shows the 9/11 terrorist attack.

M3ME G0D

A screenshot of a Twitter post by @upblissed, asking if @MrBlackOG searched up "gang." Below, a tweet from Mr. Black says that he was banned from Google, because of several requests from the United States Government regarding the topics he was searching for over the last 5 years. The text says, "You no longer have permission to use Google, nor make a new Gmail account under your name. If we are made aware that you are trying to make a new account, legal action will be taken." Mr. Black can return to Google on June 26, 2033.

Heroin Monkey

A drawing shows a stick figure with a speech bubble saying "I'm okay." The figure is hunched over and chained to several round objects labeled "HORNY.". The text above the drawing reads, "be kind to people. u never know the burdens they carry around."

DADDY sus aka the king

godd

The image is split into two sections. The top part shows two cartoon penguins looking straight ahead with blank expressions. A translucent image of one penguin is layered on top of the other. The caption above reads: "Me zoned out staring at a fixed point:". The bottom part shows a boy holding up a wooden cross and raising one hand in a defensive gesture. His expression is one of surprise and mild fear. The caption above the boy reads: "The ghost in my room:". The captions around the boy read: "How the flip can u see me?!" and "U need God".

Erichh

Friends who can't speak german always ask why my passwort is 19275716817...

The image shows a person's face, overlaid with a table containing chemical elements and their atomic weights, as they appear in the periodic table.

DreamBlue

The image shows a still of Chadwick Boseman in a movie, with the text above the picture saying, "The teacher when u don't raise ur hand to speak" and the text below saying, "We don't do that here"

Shithead

once u see it, you'll never un see it

The image shows a world map with a red outline making the shape of a cat. The text says "THE WORLD IS A CAT PLAYING WITH AUSTRALIA".

Big daddy2.0

Like if u sleep naked

A person with a funny face and a hat is looking at the camera. Text above the person reads "Bro its Pajama Day" and text below says "The kid who sleeps naked:".

Lostin Flowers

No one:

A keyboard with one key missing. The text on the image says "No one:" and "Literally no one:".

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