Two-piece memes

The other day my friend messaged me saying, "bro I have two pieces of bad news for you." I told him to combine them. He replied with, "your girlfriend is cheating on both of us."

Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?

To separate the meat section from the dairy section.

I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.