True memes

I have no friends, but then I realize my true friends are anxiety and depression.

I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder

Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!