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Face mc shooty

A screen capture of a manga character with a shocked expression, accompanied by the text, "When you're talking to bro for the past 5 minutes and then hear 'bro i think your mic is muted'"

Anonymous

nova >
@slapnova
aint been horny in 5 minutes i think im
healing
7:21 PM 09/01/2022 Twitter for iPhone
428 Retweets 13 Quote Tweets 4,052 Likes

period boo

hundred percent ture

The image shows three lines of text. The first line reads "STRANGERS think I'm quiet". The second line says "MY FRIENDS think I'm out-going". The third line says "MY BESTFRIENDS know that I'm completely insane!".

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A duck wearing a black leather jacket and sunglasses stands against a blurred background with text that reads, "what autocorrect thinks I think about all day."

Heroin Monkey

sorry pancreatic
cancer but i
dont think you
qualify as an emotion
this is bullshit
you let spongebob in
sponging out is an
important step in a
persons life how about
you read a fucking book

blach66

A three-panel image shows a speed dating scenario. In the first panel, a man asks a woman: "Do you like pineapple on pizza?" The second panel shows the woman saying: "It's OK." In the third panel, the man says: "I don't think we should see each other any more."

LoserIsPro

I think we all know where this is going

The first panel shows a purple lollipop character with a serious face asking "Would you care to give me some air?". The second panel shows the same character smiling with the caption "No straw needed..." The third panel shows a blue cat character from the TV show 'The Amazing World of Gumball' sitting at a desk looking concerned with text at the bottom that says "I think we all know where this is going".

Evil Duck Lords Of America

The meme shows the definition of Anatidaephobia, which is the fear that a duck is watching you. Then, it shows a picture of a cute duckling and asks what people think the duck, named Jimmy, is afraid of. The bottom half of the meme shows a small bird hiding in a wooden structure, showing what Jimmy is actually afraid of.

Anonymous

look how cute this cat is like if you think he is cute

A small orange kitten is sleeping on a light colored surface. A tiny yellow chick is cuddling up against the cat's face.

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my fish

A deer is shown swimming in a pool. The text says, "I think my fish has autism."

Anonymous

I’m so good at this game

A character in a video game is holding a sign that reads: "They need a home (think of the children)." Another sign on a stand to the right reads "$1000 = one orphan inside of my basement".

Wade

Don’t think, just do, live in the now, don’t care about the future, yeeeeee

The image shows a cartoon character with a shocked expression sitting in a blue chair with his finger pointed. The text above the character reads: "When she asks if you brought protection:". Below the cartoon, the text states: "How dare you make me consider the long term!"

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256

me simpin thinking Sarvente is me in my dreams

The image shows two panels of an anime-style drawing. The first panel shows two characters hugging in bed, one with light gray hair and the other with pink hair and horns. A thought bubble above the pink-haired character shows an oreo cookie. The second panel shows the same two characters hugging, but the pink-haired character now has blushing cheeks and closed eyes, while the other character has tears in their eye. The pink character is now imagining a popsicle.

RapBoat 2

A tweet listing the number of times various artists have had 2 million Instagram live viewers. 6ix9ine has 1, while The Beatles, Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, and Mozart each have 0. The text reads, 'Times artists have had 2 million instagram live viewers: 6ix9ine - 1 The Beatles - 0 Michael Jackson - 0 Elvis Presley - 0 Mozart - 0 I think the numbers speak for themselves'.

MEME LORD

A cartoon image of Fiona from the movie Shrek with the text "Y'all think Fionas squirt is green?"

ADHD autist

What you think about my sudoku record? Evil sudoku, no notes, no hints!

A printed paper with a sudoku grid and a digital interface printed on it as well. The grid is filled with numbers. The difficulty level is labeled as 'Evil', and the mistake count is 2 out of 3. The digital interface shows buttons for 'Undo,' 'Erase,' 'Notes,' and 'Hint,' as well as number buttons from 1 to 9. There is also a button labeled 'New Game'.

kate✨

THE UGLY TRUTH
Me thinking voice actors
are less problematic than
Hollywood actors.
W

BellaTrix

The image is a four-panel meme featuring characters from Harry Potter. In the top left, Luna Lovegood is holding a book, stating 'PROFESSOR DUMBLEDORE! OH THAT'S GREAT MS LOVEGOOD. I THINK I'VE SOLVED THE MUGGLE PROBLEM FOR GOOD!' In the top right, Dumbledore is shown, with the text '20 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR'. The bottom left panel shows Luna again, with the text 'BUT PROFESSOR I'M IN RAVENCLAW'. The bottom right panel shows Dumbledore again with the text '50 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!'

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️

Me always be like on a weekend :

The image shows two different images of Spongebob. The image to the left shows Spongebob wearing glasses and reading a book. The right image shows Spongebob in a weird form, with two antenna-like things on top of his head and with a sassy attitude. The text on top reads: 'What Lightbulb THINKS she acts like: What she actually acts like:'

Heroin Monkey

A bar chart shows the percentage of Brits and Americans who think they could beat different animals in a fight, including rat, house cat, goose, medium-sized dog, eagle, large dog, chimpanzee, king cobra, kangaroo, wolf, crocodile, gorilla, lion, elephant, and grizzly bear. There's an image of a person boxing a kangaroo.

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