Sushi Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Article

A slightly distorted image from a video game showing two cartoon characters with speech bubbles. One character has green hair and the second character, a purple Sonic, says, "sorry I don't speak sushi." The first speech bubble above the character with green hair contains the text: "あなたがこの叙事詩を読んでいるなら"

Restaurant

What do they say when they answer the phone???

The image shows a restaurant sign with the name "Fukmi" in stylized green letters above the words "SUSHI & SEAFOOD" and "BUFFET" in white letters. The sign is attached to a building with a gray roof.

Jokes

Atomic Bomb

Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?

From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.

Bee

What do bees like with sushi?

Wasabee.

Documentary

One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was “Jiro Dreams of Sushi.”

One of the least popular documentaries was “Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape.”