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LaReinaPayasoo
2 years ago

Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost

The image is a screenshot of a post on worstjokesever.com, displaying a conversation thread with several comments. It includes comments like 'Congratulations. No one gives a shit', 'Feeling right, looking tight. Come get the drinking shots on the rocks' and 'Ofc you're using song lyrics because you can't talk for yourself'.
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  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    Salute to this awesome setup

    A screenshot of a chat on omegle.com. On the left, there's a video feed of a person sitting on a couch. On the right, the text chat window shows the messages: You: Hello, and You: Nice setup. Above the chat, it says: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH THE CHINESE PEOPLE AGAINST THE CCP! At the top of the page, there is also the Omegle Logo with the text "Talk to strangers!" and the text "43,000+ online now"
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  • blach66
    2 years ago
    A four-panel image shows a man leaning into a car window asking a woman for a ride downtown. The woman replies that she won't give him a lift because she's looking for a one night stand.
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  • Daddy dick
    2 years ago

    DAM

    A close-up of a gray dog with a pink collar looking at the camera. The text above says, "When the customers randomly having a rant you can do nothing about and you just stand there listening like."
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  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    I’m so good at this game

    A character in a video game is holding a sign that reads: "They need a home (think of the children)." Another sign on a stand to the right reads "$1000 = one orphan inside of my basement".
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  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    Just came up with a smart new way to make jokes. Try to figure it out without context

    A screenshot of a website called "wheelofnames.com" with a wheel. The sections of the wheel contain: priest, prostitute, autistic, racist, transphobic, porn, woman, and shooting. To the right of the wheel there is a list with the same words. The text on top of the wheel says "The world stands with Ukraine". The website offers a feature to spin the wheel from within Discord.
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  • kryss_mock
    2 years ago

    lol

    The image is a pie chart with three segments. The largest segment, colored red, represents "unlock the door and stand there." A smaller orange segment is labeled "laugh hard," and an even smaller yellow segment is labeled "kill some bitches."
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