• Jokes
  • Memes
  • Community
  • Categories
  • Explain Bear

Events

  • Joke of the day
  • Meme of the day

Games

  • Crosswords Arena

Popular

  • Orphan jokes
  • Twin Towers jokes
  • Lesbian jokes
  • Priest jokes
  • Hairline jokes
  • Wheelchair jokes
  • Morbid jokes
  • Autism jokes
  • Hormone jokes
  • Incest jokes
  • 9/11 jokes jokes
  • Gay jokes
  • Indian jokes
  • Flat jokes
  • Stephen Hawking jokes
  • Prostitution jokes
  • Testicle jokes
  • Sally jokes
  • Chin jokes
  • Neck jokes
  • All categories
Privacy
Contact
  • Jokes
  • Memes
  • Community
Slime

Slime memes

  • Post meme
  • Best
  • Newest

Nut

1 year ago
A list of phrases that are bad to say after ejaculating. The list includes, "Whoopsie-doo, here comes the goo", "It's slime time", "Have some brogurt", "A shot of goo from me to you", "Gonna splurt the 'gurt".
  • 0

    • Jokes

    Pornstar

    2 years ago

    What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?

    One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."

  • 1

    • Snail

    5 years ago

    What card is the slowest and slimiest?

    Ace-nail.

  • 0

    • Pump

    7 years ago

    So I was making slime, so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah, lil pump, get it?

  • 1
    • Slime jokes