Shutting memes
New theory just dropped????
Jokes
Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
- Mommy, I want a bicycle!
- Shut up, Sam! You've already got your wheelchair!
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."