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Shake Memes

Video

A man with headphones holds a mug while the text above him reads, "POV: When bro replaying the same video so you know it's a girl shaking (peach emoji) but you have no proof."

Screen

A horseshoe crab on a black background surrounded by a pixelated black and white frame with the words "Gently shake the screen. Make the horseshoe crab boogie."

Butt

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message reads "Can you rate my butt pics?" The next two messages from the other party are "yes" and "Send." The first person responds with "Ok I'll send later." The other party responds with "okayyyy" and "I'm so excited I'm literally shaking."

Seizure

kayla?

A man with cartoon cat ears and heart sunglasses is smiling and raising his fist. The text on the image says: "Guys what do u call a basketball person having a seizure?" "A Chocolate Shake".

Slang

The image shows two cartoon characters. On the left, a person with glasses is crying and says "Nooooo you can't just say random slang it doesn't make sense". On the right, a baby with a pacifier says "Skibidi Gyatt Ohio Rizzler Baby Gronk Sigma Mewing Grimace Shake The Ocky Way".

Memes

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

Year

The image is a screenshot of a 4chan post with green text on a black background. It depicts a dystopian scenario in a future where Hillary Clinton has become a supreme ruler and implemented a series of drastic measures.

Hell

A close-up photo of a deodorant can with the text "WHAT THE HELL" above the can and "WERE THEY THINKING" below the instruction. The instruction says "SHAKE WELL" and there is an illustration of a hand shaking a can. There is also a "Deodorant directions" label.