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Camera

2 years ago

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The image shows Donald Trump staring directly at the camera with a serious expression and supermarket shelves in the background. The text on the image reads: "Me staring directly into the Walmart self checkout camera as I scan my nutsack as a bag of onions."
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    • Checkout

    3 years ago

    LOLOL

    A photo of a doll with light brown hair, blue eyes, a wide nose and a slightly unsettling smile. The text reads "When you catch a glimpse of yourself in the self checkout camera."
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    Emo

    3 years ago

    What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?

    Two beeps went off.

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    • Scan

    5 years ago

    Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?

    Alfred: Why?

    Me: because I'm worthless... =)

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    • Emo girl

    3 years ago

    Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?

    Because every time they scan, it scans twice.

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