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Puppet

6 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a cartoon drawing of a person in two panels. In the first panel, the person is looking straight with a flat, emotionless expression. Above is the text "I don't act or look like how I am." In the second panel, the person has a similar expression but is looking slightly to the right and the text above it reads "So what is me?". Below the two panels is a paragraph that is hard to read due to the image overlayed, but reads: "I'm forced inside this meat mannequin, this suffocating puppet I'm forced to move to survive. I hate the way I'm perceived and implied upon. Every social interaction leads definitive conclusions on me as an idea. The millions of me in everyone else's mind. The only true "me" is stuck inside 6 inches of skull and nobody can ever see it.". A distorted image of a pair of red, teary eyes is overlayed on the bottom left portion of the text.

Door

6 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A close up of a single eye with a white iris against a black background, looking through a keyhole. The text reads: "The shape shifter staring at my key hole, as he prepares to charge In at the door at full attack, and as I desperately try to prepare and hide and hope that he does not see me. 108.237.328.23 MISSISSIPPI DECEMBER 21, 2036"

Question

6 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a collage of Phil Mahar in two different video shots, on the top of it, there is the following text: "Can you hear the silence? Can you see the dark? Can you fix the broken? Can you". Below the video of Phil Mahar on the right the name "Phil Mahar" is shown.

Armor

19 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A photo of a soldier wearing a ton of yellow, wheel-like objects. The caption reads: "You see, Vladimir, when wear armor like mine, enemy will never be of shoot you for fear of explode city bloc".

Airport

7 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The meme displays text over an image of a character in armor, possibly from the Halo video game series, falling through a blue background. The text reads: 'White kids on a leash in airports when their 400 pound ogre mom sees the foodcourt.'

Gorilla

133 views · Thoughtless · 2 years ago

experiment

The post is a text-based message with several paragraphs detailing a hypothetical scenario involving gorillas and drugs in a shopping mall.

Calvin

50 views · Thoughtless · 2 years ago

Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?

A cartoon drawing on a sheet of notebook paper shows a boy named Calvin drawing himself in a tank. He draws himself firing the tank at a school building where kids are jumping out the window. Miss Wormwood comes to stop him. In the last panel, Calvin's teacher Miss Wormwood is shown taking a drawing from a student and making a comment about public schools.

See

46 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

Grammar

9 views · The Radio Demon · 2 years ago

That always annoys me, seeing people mess up your and you’re

The image shows a four-row table with five Hazbin Hotel characters. The table contains speech bubbles with the texts "your gay", "yea", "what about my gay?", "and you're not? Loser." and "*you're" with the third row including "*finger guns*". The first row shows Angel Dust looking unimpressed and responding with "yea" to the initial statement. The second row shows Husk looking confused and asking "what about my gay?". The third row shows Charlie using finger guns. The fourth row shows Angel Dust looking offended and responding with "and you're not? Loser.". The last row shows Alastor correcting the grammar with "*you're".

Bitcoin

14 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A drawing of the evolution of man showing a human walking away with text: "When you walk in a party and see a bunch of dudes talking about bitcoin", followed by "LATER HOMO" and "H. sapiens (modern hum".

Ukraine

5 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows two frames. In the first frame, a man in a suit is asking, "Mr. Putin, why did you invade Ukraine?" In the second frame, another man in a suit responds, "I am just coming to that. You see on May 28th, 2016, a gorilla was shot at the Cincinnati zoo..."

Satan

6 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A painting of Jesus with his arms outstretched. In the middle of the picture there are two drawings of characters, one of Satan as Soyjak and one of Jesus as Chad. The text reads, "As you can see, Satan, I portrayed you as Soyjak and me as Chad. You and your legions have been defeated once again. L+cope+seethe+touch light."

Lord of the Rings

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A split image shows Vladimir Putin on the left and Tucker Carlson on the right. Above the images, the text reads: "You see Tucker in order to truly understand the history of Sauron you must understand Morgoth. I'd like to walk you through the First Age for a brief moment. I'm assuming you've read the Ainulindalë?"

Father

25 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A black and white comic strip depicting Darth Vader telling someone, presumably his son, about his conception. The text reads: "I AM YOUR FATHER! NO! No, that's impossible! Actually, it's very possible. I think it's time we had "the talk". You see, I stuck my penis into your mom's vagina. From there I- 20 long minutes later... Then I went uhhhh gghha aaa! Oh, BABY! And that's how you were created. I...I don't know how to take this all in. That's what your mom said LAST NIGHT! NOOOOOO!"

Justice

15 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a search engine showing the search terms "justice for w", then the suggested search "justice for waluigi", and then "justice for women". Above it reads "Glad to see we have our priorities in order".

Repost

2 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows the text "When someone reposts a meme so bad that you can literally see the account they reposted it from at the top." Below, there's a close-up of Kermit the Frog looking upward with a slightly annoyed or exasperated expression.

Dog

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a four-panel meme. The first panel shows a person leaving a house, with a speech bubble saying "woof woof". The second panel shows a dog running. The third panel shows a dog looking at a computer. The fourth panel shows a Google search query, "where did my balls go".

Super Bowl

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a graph showing the search trends for 'super bowl' in blue and 'how to read roman numerals' in red from 2009 to 2014. The 'super bowl' search term spikes up dramatically in 2014. The text above the graph says: "this graph kills me every time I see it". Below the graph are the years 2009-2014. There is also the text "imgflip.com" in the lower left.

Map

6 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A map of the United States where a large portion of the country is underwater. The text above the map reads: "Scientists say this map represents the US in 30 years if we don't reverse climate change." The words "Google earth" appear at the bottom right corner.

Toast

1 view · Anonymous · 2 years ago

Hehehehe toastie >:)

A screenshot of a question about favorite meal with a provided answer of "Dinner and Burritos". A student answered "Toast" to the question.

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