Say-so memes

My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?

My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.

So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.

In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.

Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.

Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.