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Heroin Monkey
8 months ago
The image shows a turtle climbing a fence. The text on the image reads: "Roses are red. Pigs cannot fly. Breaking News. LIVE Tortoise attempts escape because fuck you, that's why." There is a TVN Exclusive logo in the lower-right corner.
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A yellow Minion with a big grin is on the left. The text reads: "Roses are red, violets are blue, Catherine please just let me see the kids again please."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a meme with a picture of a headline that reads, "Florida man arrested for having sex with stuffed 'Olaf'" along with a mugshot from the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office and a picture of a stuffed Olaf doll. The meme starts with the phrase "Roses are red, I got thrown off."
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  • RhymeKing
    1 year ago
    The image shows the text "Roses are red, I like cake:" above a screenshot from a YouTube video. The video shows a woman with a surprised expression. At the bottom of the video, the title reads "A man saved me from drowning, but now I am suing him for rape." The video creator's name is also visible as "Cassidy Boon."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A photo of a smiling man and woman wearing bike helmets. Text above them reads: "Roses are Red, Sandwich is Grilled". Text below them reads: "Millennial Couple Bikes Through ISIS Territory to Prove 'Humans Are Kind' and Gets Killed."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A picture of Elon Musk in a hospital bed is shown. Above the image reads "Roses are red I'm not a boaster" and beneath the image reads "Elon Musk Rushed To Hospital After Attempting To Impregnate Toaster".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A road sign featuring a silhouette of a moose standing over a crushed car. Text below reads: "INVINCIBLE MOOSE NEXT 5 KM". The image is accompanied by the text, "Roses are red. Mercury's in thermometers."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image contains the text 'roses are red, violets are blue' above the text 'I can't believe that I fucked a jew'. A link to xvideos.com is also on the image.
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  • Claoky
    1 year ago

    :D

    A yellow road sign depicts a moose standing over a smashed car. Below it is another sign that reads "INVINCIBLE MOOSE NEXT 5 KM". Above, the text "Roses are red. Mercury's in thermometers."
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    User πŸ‘
    2 years ago

    πŸ˜‚

    A four-panel image featuring Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape from the Harry Potter movies. In the first panel, Umbridge asks Snape, "What do you want, Severus?" In the second panel, Snape says, "I wanted to say something..." In the third panel, Umbridge replies, "Well, go ahead..." In the final panel, Snape says, "Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you..."
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  • Daddy dick
    2 years ago

    Roses are red lord give me peace

    The image is a split panel. The left side shows a blurry photo of emergency vehicles at night. The right side shows a mugshot of a man with wide eyes. Text above the panels reads "Roses are red Lord give me peace". Below the image the text says "The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody And Being Hunted By Police."
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  • Average_Ohion Nugget
    2 years ago

    Dont get mad when i post it on Average_Ohion cuz this is my alt im Average_Ohion

    The image shows two panels. The first panel is a nighttime image of police vehicles with their lights flashing. The second panel shows a close-up of a man with wide eyes and a shocked expression. Text overlay reads, "Roses are red. Lord give me peace. The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit has escaped custody and is being hunted by police." It is signed 'By: Seymore Butts Posted Feb 23, 2023'
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  • CaptainEgg75
    2 years ago

    imagine

    The image shows red roses and a cartoon image of the coronavirus. Text says "Roses are red, Covid is the flu. Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?"
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  • LoserIsPro
    2 years ago

    lol again

    The image shows a bunch of red roses and an image of the covid virus. The text on the image reads: "Roses are red, Covid is the flu. Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?"
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    peanut butter
    2 years ago

    roses are red coal needs to burn i masterbated and it started to burn

    A close-up of Shrek smiling with a slight smirk. He's green with red eyes, wearing a brown vest. The background shows blurry green trees and bright light.
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