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Zombie apocalypse team

2 years ago

Random post #3

A grid of eight cartoon characters, each with a title. The top row, from left to right, shows a black hole labeled "Team Leader," a blue fan labeled "brawler," a space labeled "nobody" for "weapons expert", and a green broccoli labeled "brains." The second row shows a black remote labeled "medic," a yellow lightning bolt labeled "speed fighter", a purple marker labeled "mascot," and a pie labeled "Guy who dies first." Text at the top says "DEATH PACT again" and "ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE TEAM".
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    Dog

    6 years ago

    I named my dog "5 miles" so when I walk him, I can say I walked 5 miles.

    Random guy: I ran over 5 miles.

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    • Body

    6 years ago

    When I'm bored, I text a random number, "I hid the body... now what?"

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    • Suicide

    6 years ago

    Random guy: "Go suck a D*ck!"

    Me: Nah, I'd rather suck a 9mm.

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