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Adolf Nigler

The text "Barack Obama / Full name" is followed by the text "Barack Hussein Obama II" and an image of Barack Obama.

Heroin Monkey

A pale, humanoid creature with hands raised to the face and eyes in the palms. The text overlay reads "I'm gonna tell my kids this was Mitch McConnell."

Heroin Monkey

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i Ejactulate on small children for burnie sanders and donald trump
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Published on Jul 3, 2015
i love to make political posts, but this time i will annoy both sides.
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The image shows a young man, Bad Luck Brian, with a nervous smile. The text above him reads "GETS ELECTED AS CLASS PRESIDENT". The text below him says "ASSASSINATED".

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The meme shows three frames. The first frame shows Gandalf in front of a hobbit door, saying "We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations!". The second frame shows Uncle Sam with Gandalf's hair and beard pointing with the words "And what about very old recruiting posters?". The last frame shows Bilbo with his arms out and yelling "Propagandalf!"

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The image shows a split view of John F. Kennedy. On the left a black-and-white photo inside a red circle shows Kennedy riding in a car during a parade, on the right a color portrait of Kennedy smiling. Below, the text "You'll never believe what happened at this parade (it blew my mind)" is shown. A YouTube interface is at the bottom with the channel name "JFK".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two parts. The top part contains a news article stating "Original artist behind the toy car town play rug dies at age 97", alongside a photo of an elderly man and a picture of a toy car play rug. The bottom part shows a green Pepe the Frog with teary eyes, saluting.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a YouTube video with a red arrow pointing at the face of Palpatine. Above his head, it says "HATES DEMOCRACY". Below the video title reads "I worked for Palpatine, he's a fraud". In the comment section, the user comments "Cry about it".

Anonymous

A person is shown with their mouth wide open, screaming. Above the person, the text reads: "Liberals after finding out girls menstruate and not womenstruate."

Adolf Nigler

Catchers Mitt Romney

A man in a suit with a baseball glove photoshopped onto his hand in front of an American flag backdrop. His face has been distorted.

Adolf Nigler

Jedi Trump

A photo of Donald Trump with what looks like a paper cut on his face, holding a white and blue item over his head. Behind him is an American flag and another person in sunglasses.

Adolf Nigler

What a catch

A man, Donald Trump, with a wound on his face holds up a baseball glove with a ball in it. Another man with sunglasses stands behind him. The American flag is in the background.

Adolf Nigler

The truth about Donald

A photo shows Donald Trump with a cut on his face, raising his arm with a black fist image on top. Behind him is an American flag and a man wearing sunglasses.

Anonymous

A news screen shows breaking news about an assassination attempt on Trump with a live chat on the side where people are commenting.

Anonymous

The meme shows a split image. The top part is a screenshot of a character from Team Fortress 2 on the phone, saying "I don't care if I only hit his bloody ear. I want my cash, and I want my immunity, Joe, that was the bloody deal, alright? Did you not take your pills this morning or something, Joe?". The bottom part shows Joe Biden on the phone in front of a field filled with forklifts, saying "No, no, I just want to find out if I can return 23 forklifts here. This morning men unloaded them onto my lawn and demanding money. No warning. I just want to know where I can send them back."

Heroin Monkey

A woman's mugshot below a newspaper headline that reads, "'Long Live Chairman Mao!' woman shouts as she decapitates her landlord with a Samurai Sword for raising her rent."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a two-panel meme. In the first panel, Godzilla and King Kong are fighting on a ship. Above them, the text reads "People making political memes" and "People making wholesome memes". In the second panel, Godzilla and King Kong are still fighting, but in the foreground, a doge points a golden beam at them and the text next to the doge reads "Me just shit posting".

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon of Joe Biden is at a podium with a sign that reads "State of the Union". He's saying, "I'm going to go to freddy fnaf pizzeria."

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a gray building with the word "Turboanalisis" written on it in blue letters with a green tree in front. Above the tree are the words "And you thought regular ISIS was bad."

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