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Heroin Monkey

A two-panel comic strip. The top panel shows two men talking. The man on the left, bald and wearing an orange shirt, looks shocked and asks the man on the right, wearing a white t-shirt, 'Dude, How are you STILL wearing that shirt?!' The bottom panel is a close-up of the white t-shirt. The shirt has '9/11?' printed at the top left. To the right are illustrations of the Twin Towers with blood running down them. To the left is an illustration of Garfield the cat drawn like an airplane flying towards the towers. Below Garfield, the text reads: 'Yeah! I'll take 911 orders of Lasagna!'

Heroin Monkey

Sonic the Hedgehog flies in front of the Twin Towers exploding, while Tails flies a red airplane.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

A picture of a duck looking through an airplane window. The text on the image reads: "Anatidaephobia. The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. You can run, but you can never hide."

Thoughtless

The image shows three panels. In the first panel, an airline employee tells a passenger "You're too late, sir." In the second panel, Gandalf is standing in an airport, saying, "A wizard is never late, nor is he..." In the third panel, the airline employee replies, "Look, pal. This is a fucking airport. Your plane's gone."

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

Type shit.

A view from the cockpit of a plane aimed at the Twin Towers and the Statue of Liberty in the background.

Drakes snake

MR BEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSSTTTTT

A picture of MrBeast in front of the Twin Towers with the text 'I Hijacked a Plane'.

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

A three-panel comic strip shows three people looking up in the sky. In the first panel, they all exclaim "LOOK! UP IN THE SKY!" In the second panel, one person says "IT'S A BIRD!", while the second person says "IT'S A PLANE!". In the third panel, the third person exclaims "IT'S PARTS OF A BOEING!"

Heroin Monkey

A man in a black mask and camouflage pants points to a Boeing airplane with the word 'BOEING' written on the side.

Heroin Monkey

A man is sitting on a plane. The text says, "If Sal doesn't send me $200 in 12 minutes, everyone on this plane will be tonight's big loser."

Heroin Monkey

A man is shown in selfie-style, sitting in an airplane seat. The text reads, "If Sal doesn't send me $200 in 12 minutes, everyone on this plane will be tonight's big loser."

Heroin Monkey

Two Minions are sitting in the cockpit of a plane. In front of them, outside the window, are the twin towers of the World Trade Center.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."

M3ME G0D

The image shows a thumbnail of a Youtube video with MrBeast with his mouth open and wearing headphones. The video title is "I Hijacked a Plane" and in the background is a photo of the twin towers.

Anonymous

The top of the image displays a phone status bar showing a plane icon, a battery icon, and the time 9:11. Below this, two images of Mr. Incredible are displayed side by side. The left image is captioned "PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T KNOW" with a smiling Mr. Incredible. The right image is captioned "PEOPLE WHO KNOW" with a Mr. Incredible image that looks distressed and dark.

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A hooded figure in a red robe is standing in water near a bridge, with the text "CAN'T EVEN FLY A PLANE IN OHIO DAWG 😭💀". The image appears to be from a movie or video game. The view is from inside a plane.

kanade otonokoji

9/11

A map of part of Manhattan with a cartoon figure riding a plane. The text on the image says 'OMG WHERE HE FLYIN' and 'World Trade Center'.

Breasts

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A comic strip shows a woman stranded on an island. In the first frame, she's gathering stones. In the second frame, the word 'HELP' is visible written on the beach. The third shows planes flying overhead and in the fourth, she is thinking. In the fifth panel she is gathering more stones. The last panel shows the word HELP as well as, "HELP ME AND I WILL REMOVE MY BRA" on the beach, while a plane is crashing and parachuters are falling nearby.

blach66

The image is a cartoon strip showing a woman on a beach, first forming the word "HELP" with stones on the sand, and then changing it to "HELP ME AND I WILL REMOVE MY BRA", in the last panel a plane is approaching the island.