Opération memes

Jokes

Surgery

I told the doctor I didn’t want a brain surgery. But he changed my mind.

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  • Heart

    Man: What's up?

    Me: I'm annoyed.

    Man: Why?

    Me: I stole my gf's heart.

    Man: So why are you annoyed?

    Me: Everyone else in the surgery room gave me weird looks.

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  • Surgery

    After a surgery, a man claimed he couldn't feel his legs. I replied, "Of course not, I amputated your fucking arms!"

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