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Mom

R3Y · 2 years ago
    • A meme with the text "Mom's POV. When you realize everyone in the house has been inside you." Below, there's a boy with a smug expression.
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    • Kid

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
    • A tweet that reads: "Nutted in her braces now my kids behind bars."
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    • Father

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A black and white comic strip depicting Darth Vader telling someone, presumably his son, about his conception. The text reads: "I AM YOUR FATHER! NO! No, that's impossible! Actually, it's very possible. I think it's time we had "the talk". You see, I stuck my penis into your mom's vagina. From there I- 20 long minutes later... Then I went uhhhh gghha aaa! Oh, BABY! And that's how you were created. I...I don't know how to take this all in. That's what your mom said LAST NIGHT! NOOOOOO!"
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    • Uncle

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
    • A text message conversation where the first person mentions seeing their uncle's lambs, then reveals that the uncle has 370 pregnant sheep, and finally asks if the recipient wants to know who the father is.
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    • Child

    CaptainEgg75 · 3 years ago

    • no no no no no no no no no

    A cartoon of a man with a concerned expression. The text on the image reads "NO CHILDREN?"
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    • Asian

    Anonymous · 8 years ago

    • Why can't two Asians make a white kid?

    Because two wongs don't make a white.

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