New My Memes - Page 37 - Worst Jokes Ever

My dream tbh

The image shows a black firearm with an attached horn. The text says "Imagine breaking into my house and hearing honk honk before getting smoked."

When You Outsmart Hackers

Two images are shown in a vertical arrangement. The upper image depicts a cat in a hat looking concerned with the text "the hacker trying to find my address". The lower image displays a cloaked figure walking towards the viewer in front of a purple background, with the text "me who's homeless".

Ngl he may be right.

The image shows two panels. The top panel features a man sitting at a table with a sign that says "Pennywise is scarier without teeth. Change my mind." The bottom panel shows a close-up of Pennywise's face with a toothy smile.

Cocomeolon on my acc =D 90%

A screenshot from Netflix shows an episode of Cocomeolon with a cartoon character and the text "Cocomeolon, air, yes sir" and "90% Match TV-Y 8 Seasons HD Spatial Audio".

Rate my outfit (not me wearing his jacket 0-0 )

A person is sitting on a couch, wearing a white tank top and a dark jacket. Their legs are covered with a blanket.

I tried taking a pic of my dog

The image is very blurry and depicts a fluffy brown and white dog. The quality is very low, making the dog's face difficult to make out.

Hello. Here's my story . An unemployed woman looking for love. I went on tindar because my friends were talking about it. I matched with a guy who asked me weird questions like if i could send pictures on my private areas, Being confident i said no.

A person is holding a fan of US dollar bills in front of their face. Only their eyes, part of their hat and their hand holding the money can be seen. The background is blurred and dark.

rip my bird he died :(

A bird sits on a towel. The text 'My baby' is written in a handwritten font on the image.

Me ND my kitty

A selfie with a person looking down at their black and white cat.

rate my backround?

A collage of various images including a painting of horses, a ship on the horizon, a cat, several selfies, an artistic face, butterflies, an astronaut on a swing, and a group photo.

What have we humans come to?

The image contains a list of pronouns with the title "Full list of pronouns!!". It is also mentioned that the person has lost access to their other account, and this account is temporary. The list of pronouns includes: They/them/theirs/themself, He/him/his/himself, Star/stars/starself, Xey/xem/xyr/xemself, Ze/zem/zyr/zemself, It/its/itself, Bun/buns/bunself, Dragon/dragons/dragonself, Scale/scales/scaleself, Fire/fires/fireself, Wing/wings/wingself, Hoard/hoards/hoardself, Tal/talon/talons/talonself, Fla/flame/flames/flameself, Fla/Flap/flaps/flapself, My/myth/myths/mythself. Additionally, there are emojis, mostly suns, aliens, rabbits, and fire, interspersed with the text.

He is cominggggg!

The image shows a meme with text above two pictures. The text reads: "*John Wick's dog dies naturally* His friend: Don't be sad. God gives life and god takes it. John Wick: So you mean god killed my dog. God:". Underneath the text, there are two images of a statue of Jesus. The left image shows the statue looking to the left. The right image shows the statue looking straight ahead with a surprised facial expression.

I know people like this, and by that I mean me.

The image shows text at the top that reads "me: rips up my drawing cause I messed it up". The text continues below the image that reads "the guy im tattooing:". Below this is an image of a startled-looking skull.

Me

A four-panel cartoon shows a baby wrapped in orange cloth. In the first panel, the baby is yelling. In the second panel, the baby's mother is holding the baby and saying 'Here it comes!'. In the third panel, the baby, now wearing sunglasses and holding two guns, says 'Tickle my pickle, mami'. In the fourth panel, the mother says 'Oh no' and looks scared. Text in the panels says, 'AHHH...', 'HERE IT COMES!', 'TICKLE MY PICKLE, MAMI', 'OH NO'.

A two-panel image with a cartoon man. In the top panel, the man is smiling and points to an empty display stand. Text reads: "This is where I would put my mod wrench." In the second panel, the same man is frowning and upset. The text reads: "If only I had one."

A cartoon image shows a wolf with a slightly crazed expression putting his arm around a sheep. A speech bubble next to the wolf reads "If you feel sad I can eat you".

The image shows a split-screen comparison. On the left is a cartoon of Mr. Potato Head with a curvy figure. On the right is Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc. also with a curvy figure. The text above the images reads, "how my bf is built vs how I'm built." The text below the images says, "My boyfriend just sent me this so looks like I'm single."

A brown and white dog with a huge grin and pink butterfly wings attached to its back. The text above the dog says: "The butterfly in my stomach every time I see you."

An older couple standing close together, with the wife's arm around her husband. The text above says "Me as a wife annoying my husband until the end of time." The URL boredpanda.com is at the bottom right of the image.

my girl

A woman with brown hair is wearing a gray top.