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Moose

Claoky · 2 years ago

    • :D

    A yellow road sign depicts a moose standing over a smashed car. Below it is another sign that reads "INVINCIBLE MOOSE NEXT 5 KM". Above, the text "Roses are red. Mercury's in thermometers."
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    • Boss

    United Kingdom UK · 1 month ago
    • A meme featuring text at the top: "me trying to explain to my boss that working in an office full of 5 feet of liquid mercury is unhealthy for the workers". Below the text is a mirrored video clip from Better Call Saul showing Howard Hamlin and Jimmy McGill conversing. The vertical mirroring makes it look like they are standing in a highly reflective, metallic liquid resembling liquid mercury.
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    • Voice

    Anonymous · 1 year ago

    • Shitpost master general

    A four-panel exploitable meme featuring the Trollface. The top left panel shows a beaker with yellow and blue liquid, with the text 'The voices are back'. The top right panel shows the Trollface and the text '1) do not listen to them', 'get a forklift', and 'cover yourself in oil'. The bottom left panel shows the Trollface again, surrounded by various bizarre and disturbing commands like 'cover yourself in oil', 'find a sturdy metal chair', 'place buttered toast on a cat's back', 'find two magnets', 'get a forklift', 'buy 1kg of pure mercury', 'let us take control', 'you did this to yourself', and 'kill them all', with the heading '2) resist their commands'. The bottom right panel shows the Trollface with an even more chaotic and layered jumble of text, including many of the previous commands, self-blaming phrases like 'you did this to yourself', 'we can't outrun your sins', and 'this is your fault', and the large, distressed red text '3) make it stop' and 'MAKE IT STOP'. The overall image depicts a descent into a desperate mental state.
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    • Moose

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A road sign featuring a silhouette of a moose standing over a crushed car. Text below reads: "INVINCIBLE MOOSE NEXT 5 KM". The image is accompanied by the text, "Roses are red. Mercury's in thermometers."
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    • Hearing Aid

    Anonymous · 8 years ago

    • What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?

    Hearing AIDS.

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