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MyNonExistantDad

Im so special

A Lego character is displayed with the text: "Me asking my dad how I got 100% on the Autism Test even though I didn't practice for it: ...because you are The Special."

✨Jassy✨

Me trying everyday

The image is divided into two panels. The left panel depicts two women, with one yelling aggressively and pointing. The right panel shows a white cat with tears in its eyes, sitting at a table with a plate of salad.

DADDY sus aka the king

godd

The image is split into two sections. The top part shows two cartoon penguins looking straight ahead with blank expressions. A translucent image of one penguin is layered on top of the other. The caption above reads: "Me zoned out staring at a fixed point:". The bottom part shows a boy holding up a wooden cross and raising one hand in a defensive gesture. His expression is one of surprise and mild fear. The caption above the boy reads: "The ghost in my room:". The captions around the boy read: "How the flip can u see me?!" and "U need God".

Toast ツ

Me on the way to my physical labor job knowing
there's some Asian chick sitting in her apt
wearing cat ears with a tentacle dildo shoved in
her ass making way more money than me
Cat memes
Now I'm angry and erect...

✨Jassy✨

me and my little brother be like

The image is a four-panel comparison. The top left panel shows two young children hugging while sitting on the floor, and the top right panel shows two young children smiling and hugging. The text above these panels reads, "OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS." The bottom two panels show two men wrestling. The text above these panels reads, "MY KIDS."

✌️ⁿᵒʳᵗʰᵉʳⁿ✌️

Happens a lot to me😐

A person with a distorted face shouting "MOOOOOVE". The text above the image reads, "When you get stuck behind slow walkers:".

Kayla

Me when I know its my last day of being a cow and I already hate my life

A close-up photo of a brown and white cow with a wide smile, standing in a grassy field against a clear blue sky.

Manga fan

Meme:

The image shows a cartoon of Tom Cat with a shrug, implying a lack of knowledge about where files are saved. The text above the cat reads, "Android: Files saved. Me: Nice, where are they? Android:". At the bottom right, it shows "@potkan3000". The image also contains "made with mematic" at the bottom left.

Manga fan

meme:

The image shows a dialogue between a teacher and a student about cake. The teacher poses a math problem, and the student gives increasingly aggressive answers, ending with "10 and a dead body". The image includes anime characters and the text "PROBLEM?".

DaBaba_G

Me when I hear someone say i'm cute

An image of Squidward Tentacles with a slightly annoyed and unimpressed expression.

blach66

The image is a combination of an online video thumbnail and a game pop up. The top of the image features the text 'Wow, that explains a lot'. Below that is the Youtube video thumbnail '1,000 Blind People See For The First Time' by MrBeast. Below the thumbnail is a video game popup with the text 'Real slick. The blind man saw you and ran off!' Also, there is some more text from the video game about the character's life.

Daddy Cock

MOOOMMMM

A person with a distorted, wide-open mouth yells 'YEEEES MOOOOOOOM?' The text above the image states: '*mom calls my name* Me: "YES MOM?" *no answer* Me: "YEEEES MOOOOOOOM?"'

freddyfatbear

so you have chosen...death

The image shows a text conversation where a spider is described as running around, and the person is unconcerned. Then the spider gets close and the person responds with a still from a movie with a man saying, "So you have chosen... death."

Inessa :)

me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.

A grayscale image of a stuffed dolphin with a tie around its neck. It has a single tear under its eye. Text below says: "And they ask you how you are, and you just have to say you're fine when you're not really fine."

Cocel 😮💨

A meme shows a 3D character standing with arms out wide, with text above that reads "I have fused with god" in a speech bubble. Above this image is text that says: "9 year old me stepping on a lego and surviving:".

PussyTickler

You. Me. Gas Station.

Two simple cartoon figures with open mouths, one in orange and one in blue, are shown in front of a black and white gas station background. The text "You. Me. Gas Station." is associated with the image.

Inessa :)

6 year old me in bible study trying to figure out where the dinosaurs were

The image shows a four-panel grid of a woman with a confused expression. In the background, there are mathematical formulas and a drawing of a cone. The formulas are: "y=ax²+bx+c", "(x,x)=-b/2a" and "V=1/3πr²h".

Anonymous

Theres my friends.....and then theres me

A drawing of three stick figure people with their hands bound by ropes, standing straight. One person in front of them is crouching, with a text bubble that says "I'm going to eat plastic". Above the three figures is the word "no".

Heroin Monkey

A dark horse wearing a hat is inside a bar. The text above says "You're never gonna believe what just happened" and the response is "Tell me". The text below says "horse in the bar".

arsonisfun

Me when kids

The image shows two yellow emoticons. The first one is normal and has an outstretched hand next to it. The second emoticon has red eyes and a bloody hand is shown cutting it from the side.

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