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Lostin Flowers

Willy Wonka meme

A picture of Willy Wonka looking surprised with the text "Everyone: Why don't you have kids yet? Me: Because that pipe doesn't go to the marshmallow room, it goes to the fudge room!"

✨Jassy✨

this happens to me all of the time

The image shows a meme with text at the top that says, "Me: *Sits in a quiet room* My ears:". Below that, there's an image of Shrek with an open mouth and a distorted face, as if yelling. Underneath is the text "eeeeeeeeeeeeee".

✨Jassy✨

Two memes in one

The image is a four-panel meme. The top-left panel shows a conversation between an interviewer and the person being interviewed, where the person gets hired by just saying "hired". Below it, there's a cartoon character that reacts cheerfully. The top-right panel shows Mr. Bean with his eyes wide open, and the bottom-right panel shows Mr. Bean lying down sleeping. The text says "Me in post-lunch meetings in office" and "Me in post-lunch meetings while WFH", respectively.

GG Miller

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

✨Jassy✨

Me and my life all of the time. Like if you can relate

A cartoon-style image of a small, tree-like creature with a smiling face standing against a background of fire and destruction. The text above the image reads "Me ignoring all my problems while my life crashes and burns". Below the image it states "@studentlifeofficial has been Crowned 'The Best Student Memes Page'" with fire and laughing emoji.

DADDY sus aka the king

hi

The image shows a text overlay on top of an image of the character Shaggy from the cartoon Scooby-Doo. The text says, "Me: walks over to the kitchen to drink something. The person who pushed my wheelchair for 18 years:". Shaggy has a surprised expression.

Wade

The image shows a series of posts. The first post asks, "Remember in college you were making out with Betty from your CompSci class and she put a finger up your butt. So you started questioning your sexual preference?" with a reply, "IT WAS MY FINGER BARRY!". The second post starts with, "Remember when you were jacking off with no clothes on for the first time just to try it out? Remember when your Mom walked by and saw everything, even though you were sure that you had closed the door?" followed by the reply, "It was me, Barry! I opened the door! And don't think for a moment that I didn't see everything too!!". The third post reads, "Remember that wet dream that ruined your favorite cartoon bed spread as a teen?!" with the reply "IT WAS ME, BARRY! I JERKED YOU OFF IN YOUR SLEEP!!"

Bethanywoodallen20

The image shows a distorted face that is a mix between a person and a guitar. The face's mouth is a guitar's sound hole, and the nose and forehead appear as part of the guitar neck. Below this image are two text messages. The first message in a blue bubble reads "When your childs born aucoustic" and the second message is in a grey bubble and reads "Don't ever text me again or I'll call the cops".

Lostin Flowers

Yeah

The image depicts a cartoon character from The Simpsons falling down a set of stairs. Each stair has a year on it, from 2012 to 2019. The character is labeled 'Me'. The text above the image says, "Me every year: 'next year will be better'" and "Next year:"

Toast ツ

Me when an Indian starts
bullying me
J@thecheese03

Anonymous

A yellow Minion with a big grin is on the left. The text reads: "Roses are red, violets are blue, Catherine please just let me see the kids again please."

Heroin Monkey

A pregnancy test shows a car engine icon instead of a positive result. Below, text says: "Fuq. That's right. We're having a 2009 Honda civic."

✨Jassy✨

me now & go look at one of my first posts on here

A person with a red hoodie and glasses looks displeased. Behind, there are two posters. The one on the left has 'GOAL FOR MATH CLASS' written on top followed by a list with goals for a math class and the one on the right contains a diagram of the x-axis and y-axis with examples.

Its Just Me :)

me at 3:00 trying to summon jesus:

The image is blurry and dark, it shows a person with their face close to the camera, the text above the image says "me at 3:00 trying to summon jesus:"

Big daddy2.0

Dident come in a package

The image shows a close-up of Patrick Star's face from Spongebob Squarepants. His eyes are wide and red, and his expression is one of disbelief. Above Patrick, it says "Me: *Returns an item* The orphanage:".

T.walk1992

The image shows a close-up of a character's eyes looking wide, with text above reading "Lady at the mall: *Talking to her friend from work she ran into while shopping.* Me, watching her annoying kid get his foot stuck in the escalator."

✨Jassy✨

Me at school

The image shows a young girl with teary eyes, duplicated in a split frame. The top text reads, "That moment when you've been at work a few hours" and the bottom text reads, "Then you check the time and it's been 45 minutes."

✨Jassy✨

When you reverse the roles be like:

The image shows a meme of a text conversation with an image of a young man looking at the camera, and then zoomed in on his face. The text says: "*Mother's day* Mum: So where are you taking me out to eat? Me: There's food at the house."

Toast ツ

The image shows a conversation where a user is asking to "dap up". The other user responds with "No?" Then asks "Why are your memes so cursed", which is followed by an image with an angry emoji saying "Fuck you mean no?". The first user is confused and responds, "How did you have a fuckin response to my no"

EmoNessa🖤🖤🖤

bro i found disney- modern alice in wonerland

The cartoon shows Alice sitting at a table, looking bored. There is a bowl of salad with a tag that says "Eat Me" and a glass of water with a tag that says "Drink Me".

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