ME memes

Action

Ok, @loserispro This simple action took me a while to perform, what do you think?

The image shows a collection of different colored shapes arranged in rows and columns with a total of 1945 written in the bottom right corner.

Woman

Hello. Here's my story . An unemployed woman looking for love. I went on tindar because my friends were talking about it. I matched with a guy who asked me weird questions like if i could send pictures on my private areas, Being confident i said no.

A person is holding a fan of US dollar bills in front of their face. Only their eyes, part of their hat and their hand holding the money can be seen. The background is blurred and dark.

Jokes

Ocd

Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."

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  • Self Harm

    My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."

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  • Murder

    Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"

    Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."

    Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."

    Guy: "About that..."