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Heroin Monkey
1 year ago
A man with dark hair wearing a red shirt with a human evolution print, brown pants and dress shoes poses holding a red laptop in his left arm, with his right arm raised and smiling mischievously. The text above the image reads "The mad scientist in his secret laboratory getting ready to press the button that makes a random person in the world shout 'where there's rain, there's bound to be mud!' And then proceed to projectile shit all over the place".
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  • Wade
    1 year ago
    A woman with long dreadlocks and a colorful hat is pictured. The text over her reads: "Claims unborn babies are just parasites, which gives mothers the right to kill them. Doesn't realize that makes her an overgrown parasite."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A photo of two stuffed chicken breasts that look like they are about to burst, sitting on a dirty pan. The top comment says "The stuffed chicken breasts did not go as planned." Additional comments include, "Were you cooking this in the sewer," "Chernobyl fleshlight", and "Guys I found it. The two worst words to put together."
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  • Toast ツ
    1 year ago
    The image contains two posts from the anonymous image board 4chan. The first post is by someone who was released from prison after serving four years for a bank robbery, though they pled down to aggravated assault. They now wonder what to do for work besides drive a truck. The second post replies with a plan to start a youtube channel to critique bank robberies in video games, and eventually talk about prison life to get 350k subscribers and make more money than most people.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a four-panel image with a progression of phrases and corresponding images: the first panel displays Roman soldiers and the phrase "HARD TIMES MAKE HARD MEN"; the second shows an ancient Roman city and the phrase "HARD MEN MAKE GOOD TIMES"; the third shows people enjoying themselves and the phrase "GOOD TIMES MAKE SOFT MEN"; the last panel shows an anime character in bed with the phrase "SOFT MEN MAKE ME HARD".
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  • help me please im being abused
    1 year ago
    A black and white drawing of a man with a mustache holding his hands up. The text says "I have mustaches, does that make me a Mexican?"
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  • Thoroughsum1767
    1 year ago

    Im the best at tetris

    A screenshot of a game of Twitch Tetris. The game displays a message "Good game! Better luck next time. Your score was 100". The controls are displayed with Move Block A, D; Soft Drop S; Rotate W, E; Save Piece Shift; Hard Drop Space; Pause Esc.
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  • Nateツ
    1 year ago
    A young person is sitting in a car with a slightly displeased look on their face. Text above the person reads: "When your friend is making fun of you to impress a girl."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a black doormat with white text that reads, "it's MY home, God gave me the right to make it a tomb for federal agents or thieves", and below the text is a cartoonish drawing of a person. Above the doormat is a text that reads, "The rug I ordered 6 months ago finally came in lmao."
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  • BigDaveFan
    1 year ago
    A white paper with black text and a simple black drawing of a figure with a long nose. The text reads: "It's MY home, God gave me the right to make it a tomb for federal agents or thieves."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a Change.org petition page with the title "Make Shrek the National Bird". The page shows a picture of Shrek with a U.S. flag background. The petition has 161,843 signatures out of a goal of 200,000, and it was started April 28, 2017 and addressed to President Donald J. Trump and 2 others.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a text saying "Yellow and Red is a combination of colors that makes you hungry." Then it says "True.". Below are the logos of Burger King, McDonalds, the hammer and sickle from the communist flag, and Pizza Hut, all using red and yellow colors.
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  • H3LL0_K1TTY
    1 year ago

    I want him to make me look like this 😔

    The image shows a meme with text overlaid on a picture of a man with white liquid dripping down his face and chest. The text reads: "Netflix: are you still watching? Somebody's daughter:"
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  • Wade
    1 year ago
    A Pokemon card featuring a plush shark toy labeled "May" as a basic Pokemon with 30 HP. The card includes attacks named "Suicidal Karen" and "Victimize," and the text reads, "If you come across this Pokémon in the wild, RUN. Run away immediately, kill it if you can, but fuckin RUN."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A close-up photo shows a bag of cranberries with the text "Fucked with Fruit Nutrients" on it. Below the photo is a comment thread, where a user asks if someone violated their cranberries, and someone else comments on how it would be great to have nutrients directly absorbed into them.
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  • Wade
    1 year ago

    This is real, sorta

    A movie poster style image with Arnold Schwarzenegger front and center, looking serious. He's in a red State Farm polo shirt. Behind him are people. At the bottom, a family, and another State Farm agent rescuing a girl from an explosion. The text says "SCHWARZENEGGER" at the top, "AGENT STATE FARM" in the middle, and "WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED A GOOD NEIGHBOR, HE WAS THERE." plus additional small print.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A picture of Freddie Mercury in what looks like a quiz show setup. Four multiple choice answers are displayed: A: to break free, B: to ride my bicycle, C: it all, and D: to make a supersonic man out of you. The question is "I want...".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image is a comic strip with 6 panels. The first panel shows a man standing in a kitchen. The second panel shows the man about to crack an egg in a bowl. In the third panel a chicken pops out of the egg with a cracking sound and flames next to the man's face. In the fourth panel the chicken thanks the man for freeing it and says it will grant him a wish, showing the man a little surprised. In the fifth panel the man makes the wish that he wants an omelette. In the last panel, the man looks exasperated as the chicken looks at him next to the omelette in the pan.
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  • Chunke Monke
    1 year ago

    it all makes sense now 😮😮😮

    The image has the title "Cooties" followed by a definition. "Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as 'STDs.'" It then gives two examples: "Age 8: 'Ewww... She has cooties, I can't talk to her!'" and "Age 15: 'Ewww... She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!'"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A picture of Elmo wearing a hat and binoculars. The text says: "As he watches for JFK's motorcade to round the corner, Elmo prepares to make his mark on history."
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