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A man with a beard is looking at a holographic display. The text above him reads: "Santa making sure poor kids get proportionately cheaper presents."

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

This definitely works

The image is a drawing with four separate life tips on how to make your friends like you more. First, a person is smiling and has a feather tucked in their collar bone, it says 'do a smile to make yourself look like you are not completely dead inside' and 'hold a feather to let your friend know you are not harmful anymore and it is all in the past.' Second, the same person is wearing a lace glove, it says 'wear a single lace glove to show that you have a delicate touch.' Third, it says 'why not wear an outfit that really shows off your figure'. Fourth, a blonde person is holding a leash attached to a dog. It says 'borrow a dog or a child of your choice so people will want to talk to you more'.

DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS

A product image of a green figure attached to a toothpaste tube and covering the opening. The text on the image reads: 'Toothpaste Cap Kids Toothpaste Attachment. Visit the Handmade Store. 4.0 stars. 15 ratings. Best Price on Amazon. -30% $8.99. List Price: $12.90. FREE Returns. A fun toothpaste cover that will make kids love brushing teeth. Produced in a 3D printer with organic PLA material that can be degraded in nature. It is placed on the cap of the toothpaste tube instead of the toothpaste cap. (Not compatible with non-standard pastes) It is not a hazardous material (toy). Do not wash in hot water or in the machine. The toothpaste tube product in the product is for promotional purposes. You can contact us for color preferences.'

The text on the black background reads: "Eminem vs Shady vs Marshall. Shady makes you laugh. Eminem makes you think. Marshall makes you cry."

A person is squeezing a toy alligator in a lemon squeezer. A bottle of Gatorade stands nearby. In the background, the Stonks Guy looks at the scene. The text reads: "When life gives you gators make Gatorade."

TaylorSwiftBoat

The image shows a social media post with three comments. The first comment, from chancetherapper, asks people to spam the comments below with "I LOVE MY WIFE." The second comment from payne_norton, says, "Bro we are making fun of you because your album was fucking terrible you can't embrace the meme." The third comment, from chancetherapper to payne_norton, says, "I LOVE MY WIIIIFE".

Two images of Sully, the blue monster from Monsters, Inc., are shown side-by-side. The first image shows Sully with a slightly strained expression, while the second image shows him with a more focused look. The text reads: "When you're about to sneeze but you gotta concentrate to make it happen."

A black and brown dachshund dog with bulging blue eyes and swollen cheeks looks directly at the camera. The text at the top of the image reads: "When you eat a grape at the grocery store and make eye contact with an employee."

Gnarpy threatens to call me the n slur

A green cartoonish character from a video game is standing in a room and saying: "DON'T MAKE ME ZAY IT. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE."

The image shows a screenshot of a Google ban message stating "You have been banned from Google" and that access may be restored on June 26, 2033. Below is a blurry close-up of a man's face looking surprised or shocked.

Me on the way to my physical labor job knowing
there's some Asian chick sitting in her apt
wearing cat ears with a tentacle dildo shoved in
her ass making way more money than me
Cat memes
Now I'm angry and erect...

With great power, comes great Inig Inooty bitches
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A cast iron skillet in a dishwasher with yellow and blue bowls. The text overlay reads: "I want to make some strangers on the internet unreasonably mad today, but first I need to put my cast iron skillet in the dishwasher."

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bogleech
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Polymer balls that are invisible in water
IMAGINE PUTTING LIKE 10 IN SOMEONE'S BATH AND THEY
GET IN THEY JUST START FREAKING OUT BECAUSE
THERES SOMETHING TOUCHING ME BUT THERES NOTHING
IN THE FUCKING WATER WHAT THE FUCK OMFG
you're not thinking big enough
make them in the shape of people with huge long fingers and hide
one in every swimming pool in America
please calm down satan

help me please im being abused

The image is split into two sections. The top section, labeled "Expectation:" shows two characters with text. On the left, a white man says "Get on the boat". On the right, a black man says "Make me". The bottom section is labeled "Reality:". On the left, three enslaved black people are pictured with chains and are crying. On the right, a black man says, "You lost the war so I am going to trade you guys for more European muskets so that I can keep expanding my kingdom and be wealthier." There are muskets pictured as well.

A man with dark hair wearing a red shirt with a human evolution print, brown pants and dress shoes poses holding a red laptop in his left arm, with his right arm raised and smiling mischievously. The text above the image reads "The mad scientist in his secret laboratory getting ready to press the button that makes a random person in the world shout 'where there's rain, there's bound to be mud!' And then proceed to projectile shit all over the place".

A woman with long dreadlocks and a colorful hat is pictured. The text over her reads: "Claims unborn babies are just parasites, which gives mothers the right to kill them. Doesn't realize that makes her an overgrown parasite."

A photo of two stuffed chicken breasts that look like they are about to burst, sitting on a dirty pan. The top comment says "The stuffed chicken breasts did not go as planned." Additional comments include, "Were you cooking this in the sewer," "Chernobyl fleshlight", and "Guys I found it. The two worst words to put together."

The image contains two posts from the anonymous image board 4chan. The first post is by someone who was released from prison after serving four years for a bank robbery, though they pled down to aggravated assault. They now wonder what to do for work besides drive a truck. The second post replies with a plan to start a youtube channel to critique bank robberies in video games, and eventually talk about prison life to get 350k subscribers and make more money than most people.

The image shows a four-panel image with a progression of phrases and corresponding images: the first panel displays Roman soldiers and the phrase "HARD TIMES MAKE HARD MEN"; the second shows an ancient Roman city and the phrase "HARD MEN MAKE GOOD TIMES"; the third shows people enjoying themselves and the phrase "GOOD TIMES MAKE SOFT MEN"; the last panel shows an anime character in bed with the phrase "SOFT MEN MAKE ME HARD".

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