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Thomas

2 months ago
An illustration from a children's book shows Thomas the Tank Engine with a wide-eyed, shocked, and somewhat distressed expression. Behind him, another train with a smug, smiling face is positioned closely. The text above reads: "No train had ever touched Thomas like this before. His wheels felt weak."
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    Train

    11 years ago

    Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?

    They say he had locomotives.

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  • Train

    3 years ago

    How does a train eat?

    It goes, "chew chew."

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  • Tender

    5 years ago

    Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?

    Because it has a tender behind.

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