Literal Interpretation memes

A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.

How does Hellen Keller drive?

With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.

I told my mum the refrigerator was running, so she got dressed and ran after it...