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1 year ago
A black and white image styled as a page from a 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' book. The text describes a dark scenario: 'DAD IS FUCKING DEAD. HE SHOT HIMSELF. Rodrick and I heard a bang come from the basement, and the first thing we see is DAD ON THE FLOOR WITH A BULLET IN HIS FUCKING HEAD. When Mom turned around, I tell you she looked batshit crazy. She was holding a glock and looked like a fucking animal.' The accompanying illustration shows a character (Mom or Rodrick) pointing a gun at another character (Greg) while Dad lies on the floor. A speech bubble says 'I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS GREG.' Another character (Bubby) points and yells 'BUBBY DID IT!' The narrator concludes: 'HE had to fuck shit up.' The page number 10 is at the bottom.
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    • Cat

    1 year ago

    my cat grew legs

    A white cat's head is photoshopped onto a pair of brown legs wearing shoes, standing against a yellow background.
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    • Brit

    1 year ago
    A newspaper clipping with the headline "Nude Brit covered in poo fell from hotel balcony into café", followed by a news article describing a naked British tourist who fell through a café ceiling from his hotel balcony in Thailand.
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    Sex

    8 years ago

    Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.

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    • Transportation

    8 years ago

    What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?

    Hop in.

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    • Man

    7 years ago

    What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."

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