Landlord Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Rent

A woman's mugshot below a newspaper headline that reads, "'Long Live Chairman Mao!' woman shouts as she decapitates her landlord with a Samurai Sword for raising her rent."

Leak

A photo of a wooden floor with a large, dark stain resembling a human body shape. Text above the image reads: "We took up the carpet in our apartment. My landlord said it's from a leak from a washing machine."

Jokes

Donald Trump

Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?

Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.

Notice

My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that I've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!

Bar

Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"