Kitten

Kitten memes

Animal

they are sleeping together thats adorable i love kittens soooooooooooo much

Two orange kittens are sleeping together, nestled in a blue knit blanket. Text on the bottom of the image reads 'shutterstock.com - 1470598907'.

Jokes

Blonde

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They come across an old shack with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the brunette in it. She goes, "Mew, mew." The police say, "Oh, it's just a bag of kittens." Then they kick the one with the redhead. "Woof, woof." They think, "Oh, it's just a bag of puppies." Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, "POTATOES!!" And gets arrested.

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  • Cat

    A cat gets its tail run over, and its mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”

    The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”

    Guess who dies next.

    Cat

    Kat, what? I did. A cat jump over the road because he believes he came flying in the clouds. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah! So funniest kitten kitten kitten kidding is my last time of Do you Joooooooooooooooooooooookin?