Kindergarten memes

What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?

A kindergarden.

A teacher gives her kindergarten students four flavors of lifesavers, and they have to guess the flavors. The students guess cherry, lime, and orange. They don't know the last flavor. So, the teacher gives them a hint and says, "It's what your parents call each other." [honey] But a little girl shouts and says, "OMG, they're assholes."

What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?

The drone guy didn't know either.