Hormone memes

What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can’t hear an enzyme.

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

A lady weightlifter goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have a confession." The doctor asks, "What is that?" She replies, "I've been using steroids and....I think I've grown a penis." The doctor looks at her and asks, "Anabolic?" There's an awkward silence then she replies, "No, just a penis."