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Wade

I guess bro wants our birth rate to turn into a perpendicular line. BP in a nutshell.

A screenshot of a social media post. The post starts with the text: "I'm asexual!!!! It took me 12 or so years to figure that out. The idea of intercourse between two people disgusts me so much, why would someone do that?" There are two comments below. The first comment says: "Let me guess, you had a 'wait, they're serious about that?? I thought everyone was joking!' moment? :)"

Wade

So true

A two-panel image from the movie Bee Movie shows a woman saying "I'm helping him sue the human race". The second panel shows the reaction of the man she is talking to. Below is a comment that says: "He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie."

✨Jassy✨

My brother when i slap him on the arm. But at the same time they are not about to grow up soft.

A man with a surprised expression has his finger in front of his lips, as if telling someone to be quiet. The text says "WHEN YOU SLAP YOUR LITTLE BROTHER AND HE STARTS TO CRY."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a tumblr post showing three separate comments. The first post says "Learned today that my ex-husband buys his weed from a lesbian dominatrix that banned him from DJing at her sex club because he kept playing his version of 'Lean on Me' made entirely of samples of Homer saying 'd'oh'." The second comment says "AMAZING". The third comment says "Every word in that sentence is better than the last".

Heroin Monkey

The top part of the image shows text on a tan fabric that says "She's broken because she believed" with the words "she" and "believed" in a different, more muted, color. The bottom part of the image says "No one:" and "Him:" above an image of a pot lid.

Wade

When you realize..

The image shows two frames from an animated movie. In the first frame, a woman is saying, "I'm helping him sue the human race." In the second frame, a man has a surprised or shocked facial expression. Below the images, there is a comment: "He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie."

Rylee ੈ♡˳

help..

The image shows a man looking distressed, with the text 'Beggar sold a right to slap him' overlaid on the image. The man has a sad and worried look on his face and appears disheveled. The image is a meme about desperation.

Adolf Nigler

People have been seeing him since 1865.

The image is two panels of a cartoon character pulling off a mask to reveal a hooded figure.

MEME LORD

Frogs in hats a
@laterundulator
i used to be so obsessed with this fucking pig
in such a fucked up sadistic way i would stare
at pictures of him for like hours on end and
envision myself hitting him with my grandpas
truck

MEME LORD

im just like spongebob's dumb ass cousin
bruh... no one cares about me and i fuck
everything up
138 comments
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bible camp victim ⚫ 08/23
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OMG I USED TO JERK OFF TO HIM IN
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Homie said Future new tape is mid - ended up
fucking his bitch
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Literally told him not to talk on my goat like that shit
was 8/10 MINIMUM. Asked his girl to meet up, told her
let's get some Mac Donald's, then she gave me head
ion even feel bad Lmaooo
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RapBoat

The image is a cartoon-style drawing featuring four characters. At the top, Eminem is depicted with spiky black hair and a serious expression, labeled with "Eminem" above his head. Below him and slightly to the left, Drake is drawn as a cartoon character with a straw hat, labeled as "Drake". Next to Drake is J Cole, also drawn as a cartoon with spiky hair, labeled as "J Cole". On the far right of the bottom, Kendrick is shown as a cartoon character with a headband, labeled as "Kendrick". They are all set against a green background with some trees.

Cupツ

him again i got him yesterday

A close-up photo shows a black cat with green eyes being petted by a person with a ring on their finger.

Anonymous

The image shows two screenshots of a woman. In the first one, she is smiling, and the text says, "Oh, he's cute and smiling." In the second, her face looks angry and serious, and the text says, "I'm gonna go make him wish he was dead."

shaylie lol

A young man sits in the backseat of a car, looking slightly awkward. The text overlay says: "When your father is yelling at you about being irresponsible on your way to school and you're waiting to tell him that you forgot your bag at home."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a screenshot of a YouTube video by Vsauce. The video title is 'I attempt to revive Hitler using my mind'. Below it, there is a text: 'The entire population of China'. On the right side, there are more suggested videos with titles like 'Doing drugs for science', 'I'm addicted to gambling', 'My left testicle', 'No Man's Sky part 1', and 'I haven't brushed my teeth in 3 years'.

H3LL0_K1TTY

I want him to make me look like this 😔

The image shows a meme with text overlaid on a picture of a man with white liquid dripping down his face and chest. The text reads: "Netflix: are you still watching? Somebody's daughter:"

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot from what looks like a children's show, showing a man in an orange shirt in the center with Elmo and another muppet next to him. The text says: "While the rest of them are telling Mr. Johnson not to jump, Elmo antagonizes him by telling him he fucked his wife too."

Heroin Monkey

A man with a beard and a white turban is shown in a video. Below the video there is a comment that says, "Shame he's dead, imagine if we had him on the Joe Rogan Podcast."

Heroin Monkey

The text "The Gire" in blue is above a definition that reads, "When a man inserts a pocket pussy into another dude's asshole before having sex with him so it's not gay."

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