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Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A still from a video shows the text "Harry Potter fans arguing which muggle horcruxed the dumblecunt or some stupid fucking shit."

Dog

BellaTrix · 2 years ago

A two-panel image of a chihuahua. On the left, the dog looks angry and is scolding "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN! NO NOTE! CAR GONE! YOU COULD'VE DIED! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SEEN!" on the right, the dog looks cute and is saying "Hello Harry, dear!"

Bellatrix

BellaTrix · 2 years ago

Ew potter

The image shows two scenes. The first scene has an image of Harry Potter with a Bellatrix look alike kissing his head. The second shows what looks like a behind the scene where Bellatrix and another person sit at a table with lots of items on it. At the bottom, there is a text overlay: "Helena Bonham Carter said that her character Bellatrix was afraid of Harry because she couldn't understand how a 17 year old boy was able to overpower Lord Voldemort."

Hair

BellaTrix · 2 years ago

😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

The image consists of four panels. The first panel shows a man with long blond hair. The text reads, "I whip my hair back and forth." The second panel shows a woman with black hair, standing in front of a green light. The text reads, "I whip my hair back and forth." The third panel shows a woman with long blond hair and a man with dark hair standing next to her, both with their hair flying around. The text reads, "I whip my hair back and forth." The final panel shows a bald man with no nose raising a finger. The text reads, "All of you stop that!"

Pause

BellaTrix · 2 years ago

A still from a Harry Potter movie shows Harry with an odd facial expression surrounded by some kind of blurry, watery blue substance. The text on the image reads "Never pause Harry Potter."

Spell

BellaTrix · 2 years ago

The image shows three frames. The top frame shows the fairy godmother from Cinderella saying "Bibbidi-Bobbidi...". The middle frame shows someone casting a spell of green light in a Harry Potter movie with the text "AVADA KEDAVRA". The bottom frame shows Bellatrix Lestrange with the text "OOOPS WRONG SPELL".

Eye

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A meme showing a scene from the movie Harry Potter where a student recites a spell: "Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum." Below, a chalice is pictured, and inside it, a woman looks shocked with the text: "Oh fuck, you're gonna make me rum."

Bed

BellaTrix · 2 years ago

A meme featuring Snape and Bellatrix from Harry Potter. Bellatrix is saying "Snape, I'm amazing in bed. Care to find out?" and Snape is replying, "Bellatrix, I'd rather kiss a Dementor."

Seat

BellaTrix · 2 years ago

The image shows a two panel comparison. The top panel has a girl smiling and the text 'Which seat should I take?'. The bottom panel shows a woman looking angry and the text 'Ah crap... I killed the wrong Black...'

Professor

BellaTrix · 2 years ago

The image is a four-panel meme featuring characters from Harry Potter. In the top left, Luna Lovegood is holding a book, stating 'PROFESSOR DUMBLEDORE! OH THAT'S GREAT MS LOVEGOOD. I THINK I'VE SOLVED THE MUGGLE PROBLEM FOR GOOD!' In the top right, Dumbledore is shown, with the text '20 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR'. The bottom left panel shows Luna again, with the text 'BUT PROFESSOR I'M IN RAVENCLAW'. The bottom right panel shows Dumbledore again with the text '50 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!'

Actor

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A photo of the cast of Harry Potter and J.K. Rowling with text from a tweet that says "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone turns 20! Where are the actors now?" followed by the geographical coordinates for Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, and Tom Felton.

Interview

BellaTrix · 2 years ago

Me!

A multi-panel image showing a scene from an interview with a woman, presumably Bellatrix, next to a man in a suit. In the first two panels, she says "Could she, stop, okay. Come on." and the man says, "This is my ship." The next two panels have speech bubbles, "Interview: This is about growing up on Potter then, Okay. She hasn't. She's never grown up on Potter to this day when you..." and "Interview: Do you have any stories or anything about children any of the other people being around. "It's pretty much grown up with them."" The bottom row shows her saying, "My god. So much more handsome." and him saying, "He's really gotten into a suit.". The last panel shows her saying, "He does unbelievably more mature than me but that's not saying much."

Bed

BellaTrix · 2 years ago

That’s my little Draco!

The image shows a three-panel meme. In the first panel, Hermione looks surprised and the text says, "I'M GOING TO BED". In the second panel, Draco smiles mischievously. The text on the second panel says, "CAN I SLYTHERIN?". In the third panel, Hermione looks annoyed, and Harry also appears to be looking annoyed.

Author

mathJET · 6 years ago

How does the author of Harry Potter get around?

She walks, JK, Rowling!

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