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ur a wizard harry

A still from the Harry Potter movies shows Harry looking up and to the right with a dazed expression, overlaid with the text "When she's windgardiuming your leviosa and she gives you the old swish and flick."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A still from a video shows the text "Harry Potter fans arguing which muggle horcruxed the dumblecunt or some stupid fucking shit."

Adolf Nigler

Can't believe this movie came out in 2005.

A still image from the movie Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire shows several figures wearing dark robes and pointy hoods. Two of the figures have skull masks. The text above the image says "When the Death-eaters appeared in 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire' (2005), I thought they were an evil version of the KKK."

A Star Wars Fan

A two-panel image with the text "There's an owl outside your house waiting for you" at the top. The top panel shows a man looking excited, with the text 'Harry Potter fans' on the left. The bottom panel shows a man crying, with the text 'Duolingo users' on the left.

A Star Wars Fan

The image is a four-panel comic showing two characters. In the first panel, Harry Potter says, "YOU'RE WHITE." In the second panel, Sirius Black replies, "NO, I'M BLACK." In the third panel, Harry Potter says, "LOL STOP JOKING." In the fourth panel, Sirius Black replies, "I'M SIRIUS."

A Star Wars Fan

The meme shows a Nokia phone displaying a message from Tom Riddle, saying "Hello. My name is Tom Riddle. I see you have found my Nokia. Good luck destroying this horcrux." Below this is a picture of Harry Potter with the text "Fuck!"

Heroin Monkey

A meme showing a scene from the movie Harry Potter where a student recites a spell: "Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum." Below, a chalice is pictured, and inside it, a woman looks shocked with the text: "Oh fuck, you're gonna make me rum."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a screenshot of a post that reads: "When the Death-eaters appeared in 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire' (2005), I thought they were an evil version of the KKK." Below is a still from the movie showing a group of people dressed as Death Eaters in black robes and pointed hats.

A Star Wars Fan

A two-panel meme. In the first panel, a man from "Tangled" holds a "Wanted" poster and complains that the drawing doesn't get his nose right. The second panel shows Voldemort from "Harry Potter" exclaiming, "At least you HAVE a nose!!!"

Heroin Monkey

A photo of the cast of Harry Potter and J.K. Rowling with text from a tweet that says "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone turns 20! Where are the actors now?" followed by the geographical coordinates for Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, and Tom Felton.

Wade

A picture of the character Hagrid from the Harry Potter movies, with the text "You're a wizard, Harry." above him. The text on top reads "My grandparents watching me change the TV source from HDMI 1 to HDMI 2."

tabs1528

The image shows a meme with three white wolves in a forest setting. Each wolf has a name superimposed on it. From left to right, the labels are: "Fred", "Mrs. Weasley", and "George". Above the wolves, the text says: "Order of the Pheonix in a nutshell:".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a comparison of four headshots, two from the Harry Potter movies of Draco Malfoy and Ron Weasley as young boys and two of the musicians Eminem and Ed Sheeran. The text on top says: "Remember Draco and Ron from Harry Potter? This is them now..."

Wade

A comic strip shows people dressed in Harry Potter costumes waiting outside a store with a sign that reads 'Midnight Sale'. The text reads 'THE PAST... "IT WAS THE EARLY 2000s. A TIME WHEN WE ALL LEARNED TO TAKE PRECAUTIONS AGAINST SPOILERS." I'VE AVOIDED READING NEWSPAPERS AND EVEN LOGGED OFF OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB TO MAKE SURE THAT THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK ISN'T RUINED FOR ME. "ME TOO! I'M NOT GOING TO CHECK MY GEOCITIES PAGE UNTIL I'M THROUGH THE BOOK!" MIDNIGHT SALE SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! -OOOOOOOORRRRE! NOOOOOOOO!'. In the next panels, Deadpool in a Harry Potter themed cloak spoils the book.

BellaTrix

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The image consists of four panels. The first panel shows a man with long blond hair. The text reads, "I whip my hair back and forth." The second panel shows a woman with black hair, standing in front of a green light. The text reads, "I whip my hair back and forth." The third panel shows a woman with long blond hair and a man with dark hair standing next to her, both with their hair flying around. The text reads, "I whip my hair back and forth." The final panel shows a bald man with no nose raising a finger. The text reads, "All of you stop that!"

BellaTrix

A split image shows two dogs. The left dog looks upset and angry, the right dog smiles happily. Above the images, it says "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN! NO NOTE! CAR GONE! YOU COULD'VE DIED! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SEEN!" and "Hello Harry, dear!"

BellaTrix

The image is a four-panel meme featuring characters from Harry Potter. In the top left, Luna Lovegood is holding a book, stating 'PROFESSOR DUMBLEDORE! OH THAT'S GREAT MS LOVEGOOD. I THINK I'VE SOLVED THE MUGGLE PROBLEM FOR GOOD!' In the top right, Dumbledore is shown, with the text '20 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR'. The bottom left panel shows Luna again, with the text 'BUT PROFESSOR I'M IN RAVENCLAW'. The bottom right panel shows Dumbledore again with the text '50 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!'

BellaTrix

The image shows a two panel comparison. The top panel has a girl smiling and the text 'Which seat should I take?'. The bottom panel shows a woman looking angry and the text 'Ah crap... I killed the wrong Black...'

BellaTrix

That’s my little Draco!

The image shows a three-panel meme. In the first panel, Hermione looks surprised and the text says, "I'M GOING TO BED". In the second panel, Draco smiles mischievously. The text on the second panel says, "CAN I SLYTHERIN?". In the third panel, Hermione looks annoyed, and Harry also appears to be looking annoyed.

BellaTrix

Ew potter

The image shows two scenes. The first scene has an image of Harry Potter with a Bellatrix look alike kissing his head. The second shows what looks like a behind the scene where Bellatrix and another person sit at a table with lots of items on it. At the bottom, there is a text overlay: "Helena Bonham Carter said that her character Bellatrix was afraid of Harry because she couldn't understand how a 17 year old boy was able to overpower Lord Voldemort."

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