Gut memes
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Jokes
Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?
He did not have the guts!
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
An older retired couple - the wife had grown tired of her husband farting in bed each night. One morning she put some chicken parts under the blankets in bed next to him and went off to make some coffee.
A few minutes later she hears a loud fart followed by a blood curdling scream. He comes out after a while and says, "Hon, you were right that I would fart my guts out. Took me the longest to put them back in."