Grip memes

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip on their broom.

What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.

Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.

What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.

What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.

Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?

So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.