Gratitude memes

Three drunk men get in a taxi. The driver knew they were drunk, so he started the car and turned it off. The first man gave him the money. The second man thanked him, but the third man slapped the driver. The driver, surprised that he noticed, asked why, and the third man replied with, "Why did you drive so fast?"

When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen.

I want to thank all the sidewalks out there for keeping me off the street.