Finish Memes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Girl

The image shows a two-part meme. The top part reads, "Girls in Science class: Ewww I'm not touching a frog." The bottom part shows Kermit the Frog attached to a cross-like structure with the caption: "Our masterpiece is finished."

Meme

I finished all the memes

A QR code with a pixelated dinosaur in the center.

Exam

Always

The image shows a text that says "Me and the boys when we're the first ones to finish the exam" with three cartoon characters below. The characters are a yellow X, a blue 4 and a green 2 with smirking expressions.

Hamster

A picture shows a research lab with three scientists in lab coats. In the foreground, two scientists have their arms raised and their bodies are slightly bent over as if in shock. Behind them is another scientist and all around them are small hamsters with flames coming out of their backs. There is text at the bottom which reads: "Before DOGE Cuts Funding, NIH Working Feverishly To Complete Study On The Effects Of Giving Meth To Jetpack-Wearing Hamsters. CAMBRIDGE, MA - A team of high-level researchers expanded its working hours this week to intensify efforts to finish an important project before the D..."

Race

The top half of the image shows a female runner in a dark singlet with the number 945, crossing a finish line with her arms raised in triumph and an open-mouthed scream of exhilaration. Other blurred runners are in the background on a red track. Above her is text that reads: 'When Finishing a Race is your Passion'. The bottom half of the image shows only the very top of someone's forehead in a black and white close-up, implying a contrasting reaction or thought.

Wife

A sculpture of Winnie the Pooh and Piglet is holding a honey pot. Winnie the Pooh is reaching out with a long arm to grab it. The text reads: "Give me all of your bee syrup now. Please don't take it from me, my wife is pregnant."

Peace

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A yellow minion character stands next to the text: "My therapist told me: the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two of my children's lives. I feel better already."

Jokes

Magazine

What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?

Reload and keep shooting.

Bathroom

This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom.

So he asked the teacher, "May I use the bathroom?"

The teacher replied, "No, not unless you say your alphabet."

So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."

When he finished, the teacher asked him, "Where's the p?"

The boy replied, "Half way down my leg..."

Race

What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?

Finish a race.