Facial Expression memes

Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.

Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?

Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?

My sister told me she liked Medusa.

I said, "Huh?"

My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.