Dog Food memes

What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?

Free dog food.

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

Is your middle name Fancy Feast?

'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.