Disneyland memes

Wish

$A picture with a text on the top that reads: "Make A Wish kid: \"I don't wanna go to Disneyland, my only wish is to keep living.\" Make A Wish staff:" followed by a picture of a young boy looking surprised.$

Discipline

1 year ago

A meme contrasting parenting styles, divided into two sections. The top section, labeled "Other countries," shows a crying, 'Soyjack' style character saying, "Please behave I will take you to Disneyland." The bottom section, labeled "Balkans," shows a 'Chad' character threatening a smaller 'Chad' child, saying, "I will sell you to the gypsies if you don't behave." The child responds, "I will behave."

Jokes

Grandfather

7 years ago

A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a "no". His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, "Why do you keep asking me to croak?" The granddaughter replies, "Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland."

Cinderella

7 years ago

Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"

make-a-wish kid

7 years ago

What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."

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