Dead Body memes

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.