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Deal

Anonymous · 2 years ago
    • A character from the video game Team Fortress 2 is on the phone saying, "The deal was 150k and immunity, Joe. Did you not take your pills again?"
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    • Artificial Intelligence

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • A social media post showing a hypothetical scenario set in 2031, where a soldier is dying on the streets of Taoyuan, Taiwan, after being hit by PLA shrapnel. An AI named "Ani no Senshi" appears in the soldier's HUD, informing them their death will be "87% more honorable than average." Below this text is an image of an anime girl in military gear with tears in her eyes, seen through a HUD display, with a ruined cityscape in the background. Beneath the image is a screenshot of a tweet from "Disclose.tv" reporting that the "U.S. DoD awards xAI and Grok a $200 million contract to 'modernize' the Defense Department," posted on July 14, 2025.
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    • Dog

    Pup the Pikachu · 7 years ago

    • Why do dogs howl?

    Because that's the other contraction they know.

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