New Can Memes - Page 12 - Worst Jokes Ever

Cleverbot being honest and a bit confused. 😂

A screenshot of a chat with Cleverbot. The conversation goes like this: It's okay, most people do feel like they're mean sometimes, even if they're not. Well good night! It's 2:40 pm. Here it is 11:17. I need filter when I speak, because I can be unintentionally rude sometimes. I'm just too honest. That's fked. How do I know who is you and who is me?

facts

A man is thinking and the text says: "No one can steal your marketing plan if you don't have a marketing plan."

The perfect way to eavesdrop

A two-panel image of a man with a beard and dark hair. In the left panel, he is sitting down, wearing headphones and holding a phone. In the right panel, it's a close up of his face, with headphones. The text overlay reads: "When you pause the music, but keep the headphones on, so you can eavesdrop."

A text box with the title "Beat A Furry Day" and the text "Beat A Furry Day is a day on the 27th November in which you can beat any furry and they CAN NOT fight back" on a blurred background that appears to be from a video game.

The image shows a meme with text and an image of a man's face floating in a blue cloudy sky. The text reads 'Me: honestly, it's not like things can really get any worse, so there's that. Life:'. The face is looking with a comical expression.

As a Samoan i caann confirm that were only have a couple sides of us mad funny angry and dedicated

The image shows a two-part meme. The top part features a smiling Shrek with the text "HAPPY SAMOAN" below him. The bottom part shows a raging Hulk with the text "ANGRY SAMOAN" underneath.

Random post #5 (you can dislike it. i dont rlly care actually…)

The image shows a bald man with an intense expression, partially submerged in water. Text overlaid on the image says, "Asteroids when they see Ohio."

SHrek

The image shows a grid of multiple Shrek face close-ups with a checkmark. On the right, a large Shrek image is shown. The text reads "Can I see your phone?" Me: "just a sec" and "ur beauty is ogrewhelming me" and "shrext-posts: Send this to your crush with no context."

Hey sisters

The image shows a screenshot of a conversation where someone asks to see James Charles and the mother answers that they have James Charles at home. Below the conversation, there is a picture of a person with a bald head and thick makeup.

The image shows a screenshot of an article titled "Why is millennial humor so weird?" and includes the text, "Comedy that appeals to young people can be surreal and dark—and completely meaningless." Below is a stylized cartoon of a character in a YouTube video titled "Chernobyl After The Nuclear Explosion - Full Documentary".

For some unexplainable reason I instantly though “hmm this sounds like something for dagger”

An image of a knight in full armor with a text overlay that reads "Here we can see two men eager to reclaim the holy land, staring at each other."

Funny Test Answers #6

A test paper with the title "Pre Test - Answer these questions as accurately as possible" written on it. The student's answers are written in ink. The answers are often unexpected and witty, leading to the teacher giving the student an A+ for creativity and an F for the overall exam. Some of the questions include "In which battle did Napoleon die?", "What is the main reason for divorce?", and "How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?".

Funny Test Answers #4

A worksheet with four simple drawings: a taxi, a paper bag, a person, and a can. Underneath the drawings are blank spaces for filling out the names. The answers are: cab, bag, penis, and can.

Funny Test Answers #1

A handwritten test paper shows the prompt "Write five words you can spell." The student has written "five," "words," "you," "can," and "spell" on the numbered lines. A teacher has marked all the words correct and added a comment "very clever +2".

The meme shows Woody from "Toy Story" with a creepy smile, engulfed in flames. Above him are the words: "ONLY THE DEAD CAN KNOW" and below him: "PEACE FROM THIS EVIL".

DAM

A close-up of a gray dog with a pink collar looking at the camera. The text above says, "When the customers randomly having a rant you can do nothing about and you just stand there listening like."

British people r so dumb dang

A close-up of a cartoon character with a wide, toothy grin. Text above the character reads: "WELL AT LEAST WE CAN GO TO BLOODY MATHEMATICS CLASS WITHOUT HAVING A BLOODY SHOOTOUT." Below the image, it says: "we don't have school shootings."

I think we can all relate

The image shows a comparison of two social media profiles side-by-side. The left side is labeled "ME" and the right is labeled "MY FRIEND". "ME" has 35 followers, whereas "MY FRIEND" has 14.6K followers.

The image consists of three panels. In the first panel, blue Among Us character asks, "What number is between 12 and 13?" Orange and green characters are visible next to blue character. In the second panel, orange and green character respond with “69”, while red character responds with "PURPLE". In the third panel, we see the blue character with a red character ejected into space saying "IT'S 69, I KNOW NOW. IS 69. 69 69. Forgive me. Blue, can you delete my search history?"

as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)

The image shows a snowy landscape. The text on top reads, "UTAH: SHOULD I WALK TO CHURCH OR JUST DRIVE?" The text at the bottom says, "EAST COAST: IT'S THE END IT'S THE WORLD W. WE'RE GONNA DIE!"