10+ Best Calm Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Taylor Swift

YOU ARE GONNA KILL HIM CALM DOWN!!!

The image shows a couple in bed. In the first panel, the woman is on top of the man who says: "Punish me!". The second panel shows another woman laughing and saying "Alexa, play Taylor Swift".

Mama

A screenshot of a search result page with the text "Did you mean: i'm a baby kitty where is mama?". Below this is an "AI Overview" section with the text "If you are a baby kitty and can't find your mama, try to stay calm and make soft meows to see if she can hear you. If you are alone, the best thing to do is wait,".

Voice

Unless you wanna die

A meme with an image of a woman staring intensely. The text above her reads, "Things you never tell a Latina: -Chill -I'm breaking up with you -Lower your voice -Calm down -Relax -You're crazy [stares in Spanish]"

Doll

when my imaginary mom tells me to calm down

A dark image shows a doll holding a knife, standing in a hallway. The text overlay says "WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME TO TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH".

Boyfriend

dont do that shit to ur gf, im tryna give u a warning

A man labeled "BF" is pouring gasoline from a red container onto a bonfire labeled "Angry GF" with the text bubble "Relax, babe." above him.

Prank

A hand holds a clear, translucent polymer ball over a body of water, demonstrating its near-invisibility when submerged. Below the image, a text conversation on Tumblr describes a prank idea: first, putting invisible polymer balls in a bath to scare someone, and second, escalating the idea significantly to hiding large, shaped figures in every swimming pool in America.

Work

Me but at school

A baby with its eyes closed and fingers in its ear is shown along with the text "WALKING INTO WORK LIKE 'LAWD YOU KNOW I NEED MY JOB, PLEASE BLESS ME WITH A CALM SPIRIT TODAY'"

Worry

This will calm u down rn

A yellow lightbulb character with a distorted face and wide open mouth is set against a background of green grass and blue sky. The text above the lightbulb reads: "There's nothing to worry about now".

Chill

A man with long dark hair and a beard, resembling a common depiction of Jesus, holds up his right hand in a stopping or 'talk to the hand' gesture against a dark background. The text reads: 'daddy chill'.

Vibe

A fluffy cat with white, grey, and orange fur looks directly at the camera while wearing small, round, dark sunglasses. Above its head, the text reads "NO STRESS" and below it, "JUST VIBING".

Jokes

Spider

God creating spiders.

God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"

Wife

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life. The teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?" Little Johnny answered, "Like the moon." The teacher said, "That's such a beautiful answer because it's calm and peaceful." Little Johnny replied, "No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning."

Suicide

What do you call it when a friend calms his suicidal friend? "Hang in there, buddy."